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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, July 8, 2020

WEDNESDAY #4214

One Of My Very Own
  
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ODD ANIMAL BEHAVIOR


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When I was growing up, Lightning Bugs (Fireflies) were everywhere. Now I haven't seen one in years.
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Old dog snoring...

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To listen to the child's glee:
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Hey you, look at what I can do with my ears.


Caracal hypnotizing ear whip
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A pike appears to have jumped out of the water, likely chasing prey, and became stuck in a tree. After decomposing, a bird made a nest in its mouth.

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When picking art supplies for your children, never pick glitter. You will always regret picking glitter.

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ODD HUMAN BEHAVIOR


It looked like she did that on purpose.
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An exhibition of verve.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BIKER?!? 
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A burly guy in a big car is cool.
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You can’t unsee this!
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This guy has a neat hobby...






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Wait for it...
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My daily workout consists of exercising poor judgment.

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SOLVING PROBLEMS

When we were looking for a house to buy, I had two requirements: no stairs and the kitchen had to be next to the driveway. My house is one step off the ground and the kitchen is two steps from the driveway.
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How does he ensure that he gets exactly 36 with each grasp? 
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Making driving just a little more fun...
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A man with a plan...
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Hook a car battery to it. 
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How roads are built in Australia.
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In some parts of the US, cornfields like that go for hundreds of miles. And each stalk is 8 feet tall.
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DC-10 Firefighting aircraft low pass.
I'm assuming the first plane was his spotter to mark where to drop.
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Does anyone else carefully choose the last bit of food you eat at the end of the meal so that your mouth can remember it?

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PONDERABLES

All things Ralph...
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I would love to know his infraction. 
Floating to close to a power line?
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 B-17 Flying Fortress crew members Gus Palmer (left), a citizen of the Kiowa Nation and a side gunner, and Horace Poolaw (right), also a Kiowa and an aerial photographer.
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Take off both your cap AND gown!
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That would be me.
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She's an old woman now. 
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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To last this long it must be pretty damn big...
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 Wait until the kiddies learn how Lot's daughters got knocked up.
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 Can you find the chicken?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chicken is the beard, head is just under hat.

Anonymous said...

A3 - Saw afew fireflies just a few minutes ago - Columbia SC.

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