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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, May 28, 2021

FRIDAY #4538

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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PONDERABLES


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Bummer.

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We insist on bending the environment to our will. Why not leave it natural instead of visiting the natural from time to time to refresh ourselves?

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The first thing I thought when they said vaccinated people are fine without masks was that we will be back at full lockdown by year's end.

An honor system in modern America is laughable.

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After spending all that time working on the Bookshelf Toy Box I catch myself looking at bookshelves more. I don't go looking for them but if there is one online or in the background of someone being interviewed on TV I study it intensely.

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I used to tell my students not to spin it because if it went at just the right speed it would lift up off the pencil and shoot across the room and cut somebody's head off.

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Listing something for free on the Facebook marketplace easily tops my three worst experiences of my life.


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THAT WHICH IS SELDOM SEEN


Can you explain this?

He painted his fingers.

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I can almost smell that.

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His mummified ancestor.

"Because we've always done it that way."

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Glasgow: Why are our Corona Virus cases so high. Also Glasgow yesterday:

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Icelanders playing with lava...again...

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Different varieties of potato, grown in Peru.

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The video that just keeps on giving...

At least they had another cameraperson.

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Israel brings down a building with a dropped bomb or two. I bet you have to hit it in the exact right spot.

^^B10^^

If Israel was a driver...

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Boy ages ten years after being knocked down by a wave.

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Wearing a miniskirt in this heat does not make me a whore nor does it make me less of a man.


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WORKERS OF THE WORLD


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These Mexicans are getting paid by the job...

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These Mexicans are getting paid by the hour...

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I don't know if he's getting paid for that but he should be.

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There's a Mohammad to the mountain joke in here somewhere...

He turned the table saw upside down on the stack of plywood.

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Aluminum foundry crane accident.

I'm thinking a few microswitches would make that impossible.

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Did you notice how he treated the back of the street sign?

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I wonder how many samurai those things put out of work.

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I went for an oil change at Jiffy Lube today. They told me it would be at least an hour. I told him they need to change their name and then drove away.

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That takes a special kind of person. Fear of heights is like primal.

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The perfect segue.

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When I turn 80 I'm going to talk like a pirate and say, "Aye Matey."


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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL


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Do you suppose he digging out a nest? That's a lot of work for just a meal.

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Blind pup makes friends...

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All things Ralph...

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"Hey, you, cameraman..."

"Fuck you."

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Where do buffalo roam?

Anywhere they want.

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Viscachas are rodents native to South America. They look like rabbits due to convergent evolution.

*Convergent evolution is the process whereby organisms not closely related (not monophyletic), independently evolve similar traits as a result of having to adapt to similar environments or ecological niches.

Google.

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Wildlife photography is not without hazards...

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This is a Gaboon Viper. They have the second-highest venom yield for any snake after the King Cobra.

Kind of looked mechanical didn't it?

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Or...

You're welcome.

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7 comments:

Inchworm said...

multiply previous number by 5, then 4, 3, 2, and 1. So the missing number is 3000

Anonymous said...

3000

James Ölly said...

Puzzle solution = 3000

25 x 5
125 x 4
500 x 3
1500 x 2
3000 x 1

Thorhees21 said...

Puzzle time: 3000

Anonymous said...

B11
I can absolutely agree with that video.
Israeli's are by far the worst people I have ever met in my life.
They are just awful.

Burgervan said...

B1: It was Biro. Cheers, Ralph. Hahaha I can't stop chuckling.

Dr. WeTodd said...

Socialism is a byproduct of capitalism. When Socialism is integrated with liberalism it becomes communism.

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