One Of My Very Own
Shouldn't it be "kidnabbing"?
If it makes any grown women out there feel better, I measured the pockets in my 5 year old’s pants and he can’t fit a phone or wallet in his, either.
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I have no idea what that means.
*Her Nana gobbled balls before her mother was born.
It's the rona sweeping the Kremlin.
I did weird shit like that when I was asked to film a wedding. Once all I filmed was people's feet. Another time only close-ups of their mouths chewing.
I enjoyed this section because I didn't have to write very much.
I bet mechanics love that.
Check out the size of the logs...
A couple of films that are taken from the front of trains.
Today is the 2 year anniversary of when a squirrel bit my finger so I thought I had rabies and went to the hospital. The whole staff laughed at me and gave me a 3k hospital bill.
MISCELLANEOUS BLOG FODDER
I've done a lot of weird shit with my dick but I never shoved anything down the little hole.
Watch this guy work his ass off...
Feel good story of the day...
They say space travelers will be eating a lot of mushrooms.
Union Square, NYC
The duck is wearing shoes.
Hermit crab shell change
I find that a very strange evolutionary solution.
Here's a collection of the packets I have installed all over America. Most had a one-dollar bill in them.
I somehow ended up with dozens of these, so...
I graced some places with more than one...
I tried to mail a batch of them with less than stellar results.
I renewed my eating utensil stash from the thrift store.