One Of My Very Own
Shouldn't it be "kidnabbing"?
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If it makes any grown women out there feel better, I measured the pockets in my 5 year old’s pants and he can’t fit a phone or wallet in his, either.
CAPTIONS MAKE IT BETTER
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*MNBT
I have no idea what that means.
*Her Nana gobbled balls before her mother was born.
It's the rona sweeping the Kremlin.
I did weird shit like that when I was asked to film a wedding. Once all I filmed was people's feet. Another time only close-ups of their mouths chewing.
I enjoyed this section because I didn't have to write very much.
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Me: How d’ya like them apples?
Dr: *hisses and retreats into the shadows*
VISUAL STIMULATION
I bet mechanics love that.
Check out the size of the logs...
A couple of films that are taken from the front of trains.
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Today is the 2 year anniversary of when a squirrel bit my finger so I thought I had rabies and went to the hospital. The whole staff laughed at me and gave me a 3k hospital bill.
MISCELLANEOUS BLOG FODDER
Bravo.
I've done a lot of weird shit with my dick but I never shoved anything down the little hole.
Watch this guy work his ass off...
Feel good story of the day...
They say space travelers will be eating a lot of mushrooms.
Union Square, NYC
The duck is wearing shoes.
Hermit crab shell change
I find that a very strange evolutionary solution.
CURRENT EVENTS
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But...
Here's a collection of the packets I have installed all over America. Most had a one-dollar bill in them.
I somehow ended up with dozens of these, so...
I graced some places with more than one...
I tried to mail a batch of them with less than stellar results.
I renewed my eating utensil stash from the thrift store.
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C9: I took care of someone's hermit crabs once while they were on vacation. I threw some doll heads in the aquarium and the hermit crabs moved in.
I laughed hysterically for 30 minutes when the owner came to pick them up. It was the funniest thing I've ever done in my entire life.
The looks on their faces...
In the photo of you screwing the packet to the tree with an electric drill, what is the purpose for the can of pink spray paint between your feet?
It's a secret.
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