SATURDAY #4966

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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PONDERABLES

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There's a difference between being happy and not being terrified that your car is going to break down or your child is going to get sick.

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*Verification Requested

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I think there ought to be tutorials on PBS about it.

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Not that there is anything wrong with being a veterinarian.

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AMEN!!

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This is what his people have to say about him...

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About Guns

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Times I’ve served any soup with my ladle: 0

Times I’ve been prevented from opening/closing a drawer by my ladle: 18,971

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*Indeed.

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[IKEA-themed restaurant]

Maitre-d: Is your table ready yet?

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY

*MNBT

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He's my Republican senator. He's gay but stays in the closet and none of his opponents has ever mentioned it - as far as I know.

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That's going to be a tough act to follow.

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Olives are the perfect snack for anyone who loves the taste of drowning at sea.

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE THE REST OF US

Are the robbers shooting at him?

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The dangers of demon rum.

I took my young daughters to the fair and gave each $20. Later my youngest daughter ran up to me in a hissy fit because after buying her first snack she lost all the change. We retraced her steps and I found it in the garbage can where she threw the wrapper. Anyway, I looked like that drunk girl in the clip.

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Right up her nose.

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I like posting people who are as lucky as a two-dick dog.

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NEVER jump or dive in water until you KNOW how deep it is.

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A guy in a hurry...

That looks like a classic case of hitting the gas instead of the brake.

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How about we mind our business and let the woman enjoy her swim?

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There is so much wrong with this clip.

He made it - then tries to hot dog his accomplishment. Then he swims TOWARD the boat's propeller.

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[Me as a Sunday school teacher]

…then on the third day, Odin went to Valhalla so that warriors who died in battle would have eternal life.

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Telling a mom to relax while her family does everything on Mother’s Day is like telling a pilot to relax while the passengers fly the plane.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

"Found in the wall of a 100-year-old house in Tennessee that sadly had to be torn down due to being uninsurable."

I never knew that houses had to be torn down if they were uninsurable.

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I've posted this before and voiced confusion as to why that would be necessary.

I think I've figured it out. The man had to deliver two boats. He towed one on the trailer hitch and delivered it first.

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Looks like a Rasta's hair.

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I just bought two sheets of 1/2" plywood to use as the bottoms of my boxes. The sign stated $37. The cashier rang up $41. I called her on it and she said that the prices were going up so fast they can't change the signs fast enough.

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That ought to pack 'em in.

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Georgia Guidestone was partially destroyed by an explosion.

Kandiss Taylor, who recently lost the Republican primary for Governor of the state of Georgia, is thrilled that the Georgia Guidestones have been destroyed. When running for Governor, she released several Executive Orders that she planned to implement on her first day of office. Executive Order 10 was to "Demolish the Satanic Georgia Guidestones." 

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I really like things like this.

I have a suggestion for you...

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Container Mishap

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”Wear your good flip-flops” isn’t something I thought I would ever hear my wife say, but here we are.

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My wife still brings up that one time in 1975 I was indecisive about which shirt to wear after her water broke.

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ANIMALS OR ANIMAL WANNABES

*Viewer contribution

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I find it interesting that he instantly thinks the intruder is behind it.

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I researched a novel that took place in Montana and found out they have llamas that they use as pack animals. I learned that llamas can be rather aggressive and there are rules of behavior that you must follow to establish dominance.

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This was built with a specific function in mind.

It's like a drinking fountain for bees.

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HOLY SHIT!

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I waited through the whole clip for it to turn around and bite her tit off.

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It looks like the rear feet are connected to the opposite front feet but I don't see any strings or such.

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The cat willed it.

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Do you think she made that herself or bought it at Ick R Us? And how is it activated?

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I like how the dog looks at the egg like he ain't learned a damn thing.

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Don't we all just assume she has a pretty face?

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