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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, February 5, 2024

MONDAY #5521

 One Of My Very Own

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A commenter is pissed that I use my face in so many OOMVOs instead of some stock face off the internet. I asked them to send me a selfie and I would use their face in some of my memes. But of course, they will not. They wouldn't fucking dare because talk is cheap and action takes guts. BTW, the offer stands for all of you. Email me a selfie and I'll use your face. This could be fun...for me at least.

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PART ONE

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^^A2^^

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And...

^^A5^^

^^A6^^

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Practicing marching into Poland...

^^A8^^

^^A9^^

^^A10^^

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PART TWO


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That's why you need an agent.

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What do you suppose pictures of their "shame" depicts?

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It would make giving directions to your house relatively easy.

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I once watched them bulldozing an orchard of ancient olive trees so the residents would have no source of income.

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*I call her Stupid Female Date

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PART THREE


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Why would that upset her?

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Children

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Deep Frying

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Pianist

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Seeds

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Street Dancing

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

There's a typo in your H2O joke. Should be homophone, not homophobe. Otherwise a good joke.

billr said...

^^A2^^ I don't get it.

^^C8^^ Pretty amazing.

^^C9^^ This is some good science.

Spam4phil said...

Puzzle

Boardwalk



or maybe Park Place, I can never keep them straight

Anonymous said...

May I present to you the great and late Ralphie May, Mr Ralph. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2GCV0FpZVD/?igsh=MTA2a3l5OWNmeDBlcg==

Anonymous said...

C4 She doesn't want him to jerk off to it later! :) -Armando

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Armando,
Why the fuck not?
RH

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