TUESDAY #1865

There was a news report about an entire cheerleading squad that was suspended for making a hand gesture. Yeah, I thought it was the middle finger also, but come to find out, it's this:

That is sign language for vagina.....vagina...not pussy, not twat, not fun park or snake pit....vagina. So, if they had been caught speaking the word vagina, would they have been given the same punishment?
It reminds me of when my mother would tell me not to stick my tongue out at other people, the assumption was that it was "nasty". I still don't get it. If people would just ignore it, it would stop...another piece of advice from my mom.

The whole country is in a deep freeze...except for a large high over Colorado.

Studies show the American War on Drugs is a racist, counter-productive supplement to white capitalist prison economies—and will therefore continue.

LET'S START OFF WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF VERY STRANGE IMAGES...

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Define "active". I've know volcanoes that were active and haven't erupted in 50 years.

This is me when I find "One of my very own" on another site...

Here’s what I think about alien visits as reported by eye witnesses:

So an advanced culture travels light years to streak through space to arrive on Earth, and the first thing they do is turn on their headlights?! Really? Wouldn’t you think they had every kind of sensor known to man?

Nothing kills one’s appetite like the phrase “I think it’s still good.”

What a wonderful object...

We know things when we think we know things.

 Every kid in my neighborhood had a pair of these...

...and they were AWFUL!

 Camera stabilizing technology to help people with  Parkinson's Disease eat...

Remember when drunk you spent way too much money?

 When you find a vegan man you have found a normal guy who is just trying to bang a vegan woman.

 My wife when I tell her about the most amazing football play I just witnessed...

Anyone sent to Hell will end up in an Excel-generated graph.

I've watched my daughter do this exact same thing...

Let's not forget that we still have troops putting up with this shit...

 How many times did you watch that?

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees: They’re not doing too well, especially when neo-liberal development initiatives force those in the subsistence economy to migrate to degraded land.

TRUE: King Tut was mummified with an erection.

Dry erase boards are remarkable.

 OOMVO...

"Ain't nothin' scarier than poor white people. They aren't white trash. They're like white toxic waste."

 I have no idea what this means, I just thought it was a cool thing to say...

I’m not offended by half naked girls as often as I’d like to be.

I like looking for names that are also words. During today's football games there was a Woodhead, which I though amusing. Then there was a Craptree. But the most unfortunate of all names analyzed this way was Dickinson. That's just plain creepy.

If you say "my cocaine" aloud, you're saying "Michael Caine" in his own voice.

This rang a bell with me...

 I concur. My house is like a museum to me. Just about every square inch of wall and shelf space is occupied by my or some other artist's stuff.

I can guarantee you that if these people had spray paint....

They would have done this... 

As I've said before, just like a dog pissing on everything to mark his territory...just to let others know they had been there.

The article stated that he screamed all the way down...

 When I read that I thought "What the fuck did you expect him to do?"

My city passed an ordinance that all bums must wear reflective vest similar to road crews. It's very interesting watching them walk down the street eager to ask for money...being that EVERYBODY knows they are bums.

NORMAL PEOPLE SCARE ME.

This machine will shred ANYTHING... 

Everything we buy in life has its own history of hundreds of miserable people running their hands all over it. Think about it...and not just Chinese children, but hard working Americans. Let's take...oh...gum. There are miserable people gathering, sorting and processing the ingredients, then there are miserable people who do nothing for 8 hours a day but pick sticks off the line that aren't perfect...others that ONLY reload the package machine with fresh wrappers. You could take this production all the way back to the ink manufacturing for the labels, the glue makers, etc, etc, etc. I find it rather depressing.

I got all that from the movie "C. O. G.", but I don't recommend you watchit, but it did have some great lines.

 You know how I like to guess the photographer's instructions...

 "Now, look like you really, really don't give a fuck."