WEDNESDAY #2026

A mysterious new geographical feature has appeared on Saturn's moon, Titan. These two Cassini's radar images show a "mysterious geologic object" surfacing in the Ligeia Mare, Titan's second largest sea. Cornell University's astronomers call it "Magic Island" because they are puzzled by its origin and nature.

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NASA just completed a test of an early prototype—maybe just an early, early precursor—space rover that may be flown to explore the Jupiter moon Europa. What's cool is that the rover is designed to float on the underside of the ice and "rove as if the underside of the ice is the ground." 

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You gotta love this guy...

 Just once I'd like to have a climax with this kind of enthusiasm, and apparently, so does the interweb...

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The only thing that excites me more than the World Cup is getting blind drunk before noon to watch it...as I will be tomorrow.

My wife’s faked orgasm is less convincing than a soccer player’s flop.

I have the same percentage body fat as every US World Cup player…combined.

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No, they missed the point...

 How about "White Trailer Trash Inbred Hillbillies"?
How would you like that, Mr. Whitebread?
Let's just hope that revoking that derogatory trademark makes up for our systemic genocide of a whole race of people.

Me finding the Washington Redskins repulsive does NOT mean I think the federal government has any business changing the name. 

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One year on the job....

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It's odd rooting for the US World Cup team to play the best game of their lives and end with a tie.

I showed my wife an ad for Vagina Weights. She said, “My vagina waits for no man.”

I think that the saddest people are the ones who can't laugh at themselves.

I invented the Bud Light cleanse.

 Censorship disgusts me...

 Why is it that so many people think the human body is somehow.....perverse? What, exactly, would be the harm of a young person seeing a man's pee-pee? And what's with a rating system that says it's okay to see a decapitation, but not a couple making love? As one would expect, I lay the blame firmly at the doorstep of organized religion...obsessed with sex from the very Tree of Good and Evil beginning.

I just happen to run into these two items on the same day...it's called kismet....

What if that chef Gordon Ramsay voiced GPS?

They make this so easy....It. Is. Not.

The alignment, of course, is the problem...and overlap.

Coming soon to a town near you...

Who knew he had a sense of humor?

Did you notice the slight smile?

I find this very, very fascinating...

Oh, look, a very expensive Fuckthatshit House...

The Blue Room by Picasso...

 ....was painted over an earlier painting - as shown by ultraviolet...

"Oh, no, Mr. Bond............I expect you to die."

To get that abrupt change, they reversed the clip. He was actually serious, heard something funny and laughed.

No matter how good of a driver you think you are, to everyone else you’re just another asshole on the road.

One Of My Very Own...

Bars are one of the few places that will solve your problems & create your problems at the same time.

My wife never goes to bed angry, because she always wins the argument beforehand.

(that is in fact a fact)
OOMVO...

Viewer to Folio Olio corrected me...

Car is British, will be piloted by Andy Green from the UK who is the current world land speed record holder & RAF fighter pilot. Testing of the car and new record attempt will take place in South Africa.

(damn internet)

Bell spent a half a billion dollars (in 1964 dollars) on this invention and it never got off the ground...

 It could transmit images of documents and even slides. The problem was that the quality wasn't high enough for businesses and the price was too steep for home use. But it was way ahead of it's time.

 One would likely come to the conclusion that in a war with North Korea, this guy, like Hitler, would make decisions and be crushed by his own incredible stupidity...

Yeah, stuff sucks.

Step 1: Avoid being alone all the time.

Take your children to the zoo, they said...

 ....it will be educational, they said.
I read an article about animals and oral sex....and there are A LOT of them. Mostly it had to do with an interruption of the suckling time due to dead mom or whatever.

 Can you imagine this being your morning commute...

Any utterances from a man in a bow tie are not to be credited.

As I understand it, Easter Island was a paradise with fruit for the picking and fish for the catching....and no enemies. My guess is that the men were simply bored so their wives suggested this hobby just to get them out of the house...

Every time I’m called a motherfucker in the McDonald’s drive thru, I win.

I wonder how big a problem this really is.

It’s good when you don’t fit in. It means you’re not an asshole who thinks they are superior because they have memorized and financed the dictates of other assholes.

 Human landscapes...

Oh, my...

Enjoy the photos or not, but try to imagine the photographer's instructions to these lovelies...

Being from the South, I've gone skinny-dipping more times than I can count...

 And swimming naked with a young woman was one of my most favorite things to do.

Ever wonder how the rings got those weird swirl marks?

 Well, now you know...

 I hardly post stuff from freaks like this, but I though this rather humorous...

How to remove a too-tight ring...

 Brilliant.

Well, I guess that's one way to do it...

AND THEN THERE'S THIS...
I will let these images stand without comment...