NEWSY BITS...
I found that profoundly touching. I mean that.
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Not anymore. But before you start panicking about Ebola killing everyone you know and love, remember that we are all supposed to be dead from bird and swine flu by now.
What kind of sick fuck gets the virus tattooed on his body?
Seriously?
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Brandon Donovan showed up for practice because he forgot he
retired.
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I think that Kim Jong Un isn't missing, but merely auditioning to be the next Bond villain.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Victor Wooten....
Last
night my friend spent the evening turning wine into vomit.
What
happened when Cinderella got to the ball?
She gagged.
Recently in Fuckthisshitistan....
"Excuse me, do
you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Medusa?"
Once
licked, an butthole can never be unlicked.
In meetings I'm the guy who waited for the speaker to ask "Are there any questions?" and I would jump to me feet and say, "Of course, not. You presented the information so clearly that I'm sure all of these women are smart enough to get it the first time. But thanks anyway."
As we filed out on time I got pats to the back.
This speaks volumes...
Jason
Torchinsky does some good armchair sleuthing to present his case that this is
probably the first color photo of a car. He also talks about how early color
photography was achieved. The secret ingredient: potatoes!
Top baby
names for 2014: Bareth, Robaldo, Gunblayde, Terby, Gulb
These are called "Utilikilts:...
I kind of hope they catch on...
Their catalogue also had these neat sandals...
What kind of cruel, ignorant bastard would do such a thing?
I bet
college professors never get tired of watching freshmen get fat.
Most things are strange when seen upside down...
That one bat kind of looks like that drunk friend we all have, don't he.
Radioactive emission of Uranium visible to naked eye in a cloud
chamber...
Wedding rings
taken from people going into concentration camps...
How dull the world would be without stupid people...
Did you find it?
That's What He Said...
Scientists
confirm the human body is 75% water, still unclear what the other 25% is,
"spaghetti we think" says one scientist
One Of My Very Own...
Inhabitants of
La Gomera, a small mountainous island in the Canary group, use a whistled
language called the Silbo to communicate over great distances....
New Sport
Idea: Have a bunch of quadcopters with clay pigeons hanging below them on a
long string. Then the controllers try to steer to the shooter before the
shooter can shoot the clay pigeons…kind of like a living video game.
I stumped them with beer, chocolate pudding and six month old milk.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Unique face swap...
My wife has Been Banned From Olive Garden…again...
That look my wife gives me when I embarrass her in public and
she can’t get even yet…
"I'm thinking about how I'm going to ram my fist down your fucking throat and jerk out your heart. That's what I'm thinking. Can you tell?"
We white people just don't get it...
I don’t
trust people who don’t eat bread.
STREET ART
This first one is extraordinary...
Look carefully at this...
Amazing...
Then there's people who spray paint their name on a beached whale...
A BEACHED FUCKING WHALE!?!?
AND IT MADE IT ONTO THE EVENING NEWS!!!!
Ya'll ready for this shit?
I didn't think so.
Drone looks down on eagle...
They have even flown a drone directly over an active volcano...
You can see it backlit here...
An
airplane or movie ticket for a baby should be at least a thousand dollars.
That’s because Amazon put them out of business.
Halloween is just around the corner...
Mostly my
workout routine consists of exercising poor judgement.
Smart dog entertains himself...
Few things are more satisfying than seeing a submarine punch
through ice...
At first I thought the guy was added cartoon character using photoshop. Also, who took the picture?
You might want to look at this twice...
Absolutely
no comments should be given at a vending machine when someone is trying to get
it to accept a wrinkly dollar. It’s just bad form.
I love language. How about this one...
"Solid dick" used to mean straight talk.
I do not get this cartoon. Anyone?
Amazing Near Miss In The Americas Cup Race
Note To Self: Dont Go To Prison In El Salvador
Why I don't trust surveys, especially in the lying US...
Think about
how weird it would be to be a pet fish and swimming around and suddenly it
starts raining food.
Late for work? Hungover? Feeling down?
I don't care. Take the time to watch this rather long (20 min) video. It lays out much better than I ever could why I have the above and the below graphics at the end of every blog post. I think you will thank me.
http://www.ted.com/talks/glenn_greenwald_why_privacy_matters?utm_source=newsletter_weekly_2014-10-11&utm_campaign=newsletter_weekly&utm_medium=email&utm_content=talk_of_the_week_button
And if you are really too busy right now, please remember to come back to it later. Thank you.
I don't care. Take the time to watch this rather long (20 min) video. It lays out much better than I ever could why I have the above and the below graphics at the end of every blog post. I think you will thank me.
http://www.ted.com/talks/glenn_greenwald_why_privacy_matters?utm_source=newsletter_weekly_2014-10-11&utm_campaign=newsletter_weekly&utm_medium=email&utm_content=talk_of_the_week_button
The American Library Association's code of
ethics demands that library professionals "protect each library user's
right to privacy and confidentiality" and they've been taking that duty
seriously since the first days of the Patriot Act.
And if you are really too busy right now, please remember to come back to it later. Thank you.
2 comments:
Kim Jong Un is more than likely auditioning to the James Bond. I mean, he can tell North Koreans whatever he wants.
Your glorious leader, Kim Jong Un, has been awarded the world's highest acting award and will be playing the greatest spy and most sensuous lover in the upcoming James Bond film movie.
I've seen victor Wooten play live about 20 years ago with Bela Fleck. When he played two basses at once I knew I was witnessing greatness.
Bruce
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