FOLIO OLIO: TUESDAY #3736

One Of My Very Own

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PEOPLE WHO AMUSE ME

My wife and her friends once looked just as shocked as these people.

Here's the story: My wife and her friends were throwing another of their friends a bachelorette party at which the bride lamented that she had promised her soon-to-be-husband that on their honeymoon he could cum in her mouth and she would swallow it. Then the one meek churchgoer in the group said, "Why don't you just take it all the way down your throat, that way you don't have to swallow it...it just goes straight down." That's when the group gave the young woman the look above.
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When Grandma Says, "GET UP!" You Get Up!

Queen or no queen I would have continued to interact with my son.
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That must be some great barbecue.
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RxLeaf.com is like a flat earth society for stoners. But some of the comments were solid.
- Bringing a new meaning to Stone Age
- Stoned henge

- *opens sarcophagus* "Dave's not here, man."
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I'm assuming it went directly from his mouth to hers.
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Remember this delightful young lady?

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I seem to remember posting that before, but I can't be sure. Let's do the math: 40 images a day times 3736 days = 142,440 images. I can't realistically be expected to memorize all of those.
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I have a sister who's husband filed for divorce because she made more money than he did. That's was one sick man.
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Girl flips off Mike Gaetz at school rally.

It's called civil disobedience and it's a good thing.
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My advice to fathers is to stay at the head of the bed...at all times.
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Now go back and watch Grandma choke that bitch out cold!
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Speaking of Grandma...

Must be her victory dance.
I'll have whatever she had.
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They always say that time changes things but you actually have to change them yourself.

GET LEARNT

Literal survivor bias. You can’t just look at the success stories for data.
That reminds me of Henry Ford having junked Model Ts shipped back to Detroit from all over the country. Then he had each car taken completely apart and analyzed. The conclusion was that of all the reasons for junking a car, the universal joint was not a reason in that they were all in excellent condition.
Henry Ford then declared that the universal joint was too robust and should be made with less metal.
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Giant hyperiid amphipod cystisoma

Nature is lit.

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I thinking cruise ship.

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I wonder how many times that happens.

Also, how did he manage to get the photograph? Luck? I think not.
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Me: How do you say yes in French?

Wife: Oui.

Me: How do we say yes in French?

YES I HAVE QUESTIONS

That is a scene in an awful movie I watched. At one point the camera cut to the cartridges bouncing to the ground. See anything odd?

They haven't been fired yet.
That suggests that no one on the set even noticed that it was stupid.
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The first, and last, rally for drunk people?
BTW - I liked that clip so much I download it even though it was 3.2MB - usually too large for my blog host. We shall see. My wife tells me that my posts load much better now that I have decided to use only small clips.
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This took me much longer than it should have.

A dragon.
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Art installation?
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I'm thinking the sign painter, who gets paid by the letter, talked the shop owner into that.
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I haven't a clue.

But his wife sits over there tired of his shit.
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Now that woman is a big eater.
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????
Don't distract the hammer guy?
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Do you think that was design to accommodate the space in which it had to fit?
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Sex is great, but have you ever finally removed a popcorn shell from your gums after 10 hours?

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS

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Rednecks in the South are a whole nother color of a horse.

They watch reality TV and they like reality TV stars...Trump.
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One of the requirements for being a redneck is being racist.

Tell me, do those white people in the background look superior to anybody?
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Notice that she is protecting the racist who is getting his ass kicked.
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Dena Churchill surrendered her license in January and entered into a settlement agreement with the college in which she admits the charge of being "professionally incompetent as a result of incompetence arising out of mental incapacity."
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/halifax-chiropractor-surrenders-licence-admits-to-professional-incompetence/ar-BBUgnxJ?li=AAggNb9
Cue the Hallelujah Chorus.
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