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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, July 16, 2019

TUESDAY #3855

One Of My Very Own
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OBJECTS I FOUND FASCINATING


A company prints the digital file of your X-Ray (or any other image) so you can put it directly on your cast.
http://casttoo.com/Casttoo.com/Welcome.html
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I'm going to go ahead and guess that this is fresh fish.
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This Slingshot That Shoots Arrows

 https://i.imgur.com/jH2SA4X.mp4

Speaking of arrows...

https://i.imgur.com/mklQt2q.mp4
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They don't make quality cinema like this anymore...


The weapon looks like a plastic Pepsi bottle.
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These are anti-suicide smocks.
Here are some comments left on the site:
- Because nobody wants to end up as a ghost dressed like that.
- So you’re telling me Fred Flintstone was suicidal?
- Yabba Dabba Don't.
- Worked in a jail, can confirm it’s called the Barney Rubble suit.
- Used a lot in Prison. Not supposed to be able to hang/strangle yourself. Always fun when the inmate is crazy and you need to undress them.
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Found this clip of a child in the wilderness.
Took some looking but I finally found a Heart of Stone.
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This is my wife's idea of redecorating the bathroom.

*MNBT
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Chinese fishing
https://i.imgur.com/SITtyOB.mp4
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Some impressive tats...




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It took me a while but I finally made a pallet from an old coffee table.

*MNBT
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 [GOD CREATING DUCKS]
Give that chicken a kazoo.

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO


 I counted 79,248
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The Prime Minister of Canada explains Quantum Computing.
Here with sound:
https://i.imgur.com/L3pQYek.mp4
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Try to guess how this clip ends.
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Maybe we ought to settle elections this way...

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This picture is not about his leg room.
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And now, this...

I can't do that. And I know this sounds picky but I found the glasses coming and going distracting.
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This is not a pet.

That is a pest.
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Having a bad vocabulary is very bad.

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FOOLISH IS AS FOOLISH DOES


 https://finance.yahoo.com/news/boeings-737-max-software-outsourced-204657048.html?ncid=facebook_yahoonewsf_akfmevaatca
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A gynecologist's story...
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 Fuck off, Karen!

We have all seen how violent relatively tame animals can be.
Then there's this lady. Ocean Ramsey. She's known for this stuff. Does a lot for conservation apparently.
 Also super hot.
She may know that that first shark is a vegetarian or some such shit, but in my opinion, she is only encouraging other less experienced divers to try the same thing. And that is dangerous.
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Would you like to see what happens to these young women when they eat the hottest pepper known to mankind?
Of course, you do.
https://i.imgur.com/ex0rMuT.mp4
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Backyard fireworks show - what could possibly go wrong?


https://i.imgur.com/txx1hat.mp4
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From Where Does The Threat Appear?

A. Pops out of the ground.
B. Drops out of the sky.
C. A moving auto.
D. From someone fucking with her bottle of soup.

https://i.imgur.com/PDLo9cK.mp4
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A most unusual road rage incident.

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How I imagine my neighbor with the huge truck starts his day before deciding to incessantly rev his engine.
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 [playing trivia]
me: What year did Rambo come out?
my wife: *gasp* Rambo's gay??

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TOPICS FOR DISCUSSION




I've been thinking a lot about anxiety lately and these suggestions seem helpful.


The first few in section 5 seems like a great idea.
Who could not find peace in an environment like that?
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Don't let anyone make you feel guilty just from being human.
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LAST IMAGES OF MY FAMILY REUNION

I take giving advice to young people very seriously.



This young man shares my name and is one of my favorites.

He is not only handsome but very kind.

We have a tradition of having an ongoing poker game damn near all day. That's how I pay for the trip.

I thought most of them how to play while they sat in Uncle Ralph's lap as a child.

This child is going to be a neurosurgeon.


The child on the left is going to the Darla Moore School of International Business...a big deal.
The one on the right - and below - is going to be a Pediatrician.


BTW: BYOB MURALS stands for Be Your Own Boss.

Cool image...


But by far, my grandson made it all worthwhile.
There is no way to explain how much I love that kid.
Note: My mural crew wore hats that read EVENT STAFF. Mine simply read EVENT.
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My wife said she was only watching three shirtless buff guys work on the neighbor’s roof because home improvement projects are super educational.


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PEOPLE SAY THE DAMNEST THINGS


Well, technically that is just a Pew.
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I don't even know where these quotes came, but they are pretty good.
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 She looks like she is doing just fine to me.
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 When a heroin addict prepares to inject they must heat it with a lighter in a spoon. For those that don’t follow heroin monthly.
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 The Robbery
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pretty soon your blog will simply be a single link to www.imgur.com
In all seriousness, I really enjoyed your post today.

Ralph Henry said...

One does what one must do. Got any other better ideas?

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