FOLIO OLIO: THURSDAY #3871

One Of My Very Own

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

PEOPLE BEHAVING ODDLY

No word on whether these are even edible. Anybody know anything about such things?
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All people seem to up their game when being filmed.

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Suicidal or just stupid?

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My guess is caustic liquid. Touching it or ingesting it will dissolve you.

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There are people among us who believe demons like that actually exist. These people vote.

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Nunchaku Level: Asian

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Here is somebody calling the number:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei9bKp3XLAI

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If you are a meme junkie like I am...

That from the aging app that people are warning us not to use.

All of those are famous meme people.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/johnkoetsier/2019/07/17/viral-app-faceapp-now-owns-access-to-more-than-150-million-peoples-faces-and-names/

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*MNBT

Here's another I have doubts about...

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Oh my.
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Clerk: If you break something then try to put it back together, you might find the pieces don't fit the same.

Customer: Can you break this dollar or not, man?

Clerk: I just want her back.

Customer: And I just want change.

Clerk: You sound just like her.

ART AND THE ARTY

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[zombie apocalypse]

SURVIVOR: That Chuck E. Cheese looks safe. Let’s take shelter in it.

ME: *banned from all Chuck E. Cheese’s for tongue kissing the animatronic rat*

You guys go ahead.

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG

'I offered him $15 an hour to do yardwork for me and he refused': the business owner who says he offered a Florida panhandler a job but was told 'absolutely not!' joins him on the intersection with his OWN sign.
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What do you think is his motivation?
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Why do some people dislike gays?

Seriously, is it just that they are different?
Remember, obsessing about what another man does with his dick is not a sign of excessive masculinity.
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It's so silly. It's like not believing in the theory of gravity. You don't get to select what facts you believe.
Look at all the thousands of skulls and other bones and compare that to a Bronze Age fable about a man in a magic garden who got bored so the creator of the entire universe built him a woman out of his own rib. Which one sounds more believable to you?
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https://thehayride.com/2019/06/texas-1-3-of-migrant-children-unrelated-to-parents-dna-tests-show/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7045351/Rapid-DNA-testing-reveals-migrants-faked-family-relationship-kids.html

[verification needed]

Tread lightly with this one, folks.

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This is why everyone should be allowed to have a taser. Anytime. Everywhere.

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Um, products that have seals that read, "Do not use if seal is missing," how are we supposed to know that a seal is missing if it's missing?

SNAFUS

Watch his phone.

Then that look of resignation.
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The captain wasn‘t able to do anything, the engines were off and the tugs which normally push and pull the cruise ships into position weren‘t connected anymore because a rope was broken so it just glided into the port.

Did you see the guy pull the person out with mere moments before death?
But who the hell could just stand there filming as the boat loomed over them?
Note: I'm still looking for a gif small enough to load.
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We have all seen plenty of these...

But this one made me smile...

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Jeweler- Lord of the rings

Fast internet- Lord of the pings

Vocalist- Lord of the sings

Trivia winner- Lord of the dings

Medical supply- Lord of the slings

Orchestra- Lord of the strings

Sports bar- Lord of the wings

Beekeeper- Lord of the stings

Tinder- Lord of the flings

INFORMATION I DIDN'T HAVE YESTERDAY

In the movie titanic, it wasn’t a door!

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https://www.kj.com/blog/stopping-smell-roses-vineyard?fbclid=IwAR2pgiS0J4vX5KQ5CAbwDV7AQrNlmTSEohNV3t7eBrVX2RI_0ev0JWJ0dsY

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This clip is well worth your time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFfHp83Xm04
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I wonder if he puts that on his resume.
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I once met a waiter who because of his heavy accent everyone thought was from England. Come to find out he faked it after deducing doing so would get him higher tips.
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