MONDAY #3931

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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I AM NOT EASILY IMPRESSED, BUT...

Design of logo for a business called "The White Room".

As a design guy, that makes my dick tingle.

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Giant Corliss steam engine runs so smoothly that a nickel can stay balanced on the crankshaft.

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According to Alaskans...

And their inset...

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Wouldn't you think she would be extremely careful to place that wheel within arm's reach?

But that looks like an office building. Anybody?

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A Massive Boulder Getting Pushed Around On Top Of A Fountain

I know I've shown you that before, but every time I look at it I think about getting the number of valves and water output exactly right. And those things that look like wires are just a problem with the camera lensing. 
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That started off as an idea then was sketched on a storyboard. 

Amazing.

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Transcontinental Skateboard Track

https://i.imgur.com/MtdgR9t.mp4

He’s recording himself with a selfie stick. The camera uses an algorithm to ignore that specific area.

You really need to look at this.

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He pulled out enough pipe to make himself a chair...and even a tiny little table.

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 After two full strip searches at the airport the TSA finally said, "Sir, only security is authorized to do that."

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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

That chicken was raised by ducks and adopted their walking style.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee_hummingbird

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Both of them are about to learn a very important lesson.
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Little shit probably does that every fucking day.

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The last date that all living humans were together on Earth was November 2, 2000. Since then there has always been someone onboard the International Space Station.

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GET LEARNT

But litter, dog poo, and rudeness are the 3 pillars of Paris. Without that, it’s just London with berets and baguettes.

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 I watched a documentary about the strengths of those guy wires.
They are anchored (or were anchored when the documentary was made) by a metal umbrella type thing.

 Once inside the hole, it is winched up causing it to open deep underground.

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I wonder if anyone ever came up with a quickly replaceable cylinder that you keep loaded, of course, so you can keep firing almost without interruption?
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I had a dream about one of these installed one the second floor of a farmhouse to get the occupants down into the tornado shelter quickly. I bet somewhere a clever farmer did just that.
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 [verification needed]

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In case you thought modern generations invented suicide...

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I assume it's done with polarization, but anyone with a similar pair of glasses could see everything you were doing and you wouldn't even know it. 
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Earthquake Reactions

https://i.imgur.com/5iyxy9L.mp4
Did you notice that the wisely placed no bottles over clerk's station? Also, they let space left under counter for just such haven.
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Please read this.

The science of climate change is more than 150 years old and it is probably the most tested area of modern science. However, the energy industry, political lobbyists and others have spent the last 30 years sowing doubt about the science where none really exists.

SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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*MNBT
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Here's What We Know So Far About The Possibly Interstellar Object in Our Solar System

 SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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Me: You can’t spell menu without me n u.

Waiter: My shift ends at 11.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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I had to look at this more than once.

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I heard it differently: 
The kid comes home and asked, "What's the hell is for dinner, Bitch?" His mother points at him and said, "I told you to stop hanging out at that construction site, now go get me a switch." To which the kid replied, "What do I look like, a fucking electrician?"

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 I educated myself with online research, actual facts, and "how-to" videos. The stuff they should have taught in school.

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 Interviewer: What’s your greatest strength?

Me: You tell me.

Interviewer:

Me:

Interviewer: Delegating?

Me: That’s right.

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME

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 She looks fun.
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Not sure if I'm more disturbed by the socks, socks and sandals combo, or how close he is standing to the people in front of him.
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Phone chatting up the wall!

I'm thinking he's on the phone with the suicide hotline. 
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https://i.imgur.com/wATDzME.mp4
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