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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, September 10, 2019

TUESDAY #3911

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 
GIRLS AND BOYS

Girls solve problems differently than boy.

https://i.imgur.com/5dRZdWT.mp4
^^A1^^

The differences can also be seen in the animal kingdom.
https://i.imgur.com/S7CpfQv.mp4

Unmute for hilarious narration.
^^A2^^

Boys will do silly shit like this for hours.

Girls not so much.
^^A3^^

And these differences start very early.

^^A4^^

Men unclog pipes like this...
https://i.imgur.com/nUzIDA9.mp4 
^^A5^^

Much of men's behavior could be classified as Total Insanity.

https://i.imgur.com/JzZvSiS.mp4
^^A6^^

Example #2:
Just playing through...
 ^^A7^^

"Let's fuck with the leopard," think all the men. Notice there isn't a skirt in sight.

I'm thinking it got hit by a car and was feeling poorly.
^^A8^^

Men will take the dare no matter how stupid or painful it is.
^^A9^^

The Cavity Search

Who said romance is dead?
 https://i.imgur.com/qN47o7j.mp4
^^A10^^

So I’ve been doing it wrong all my life?
https://i.imgur.com/44oV1fc.mp4
Reminds me of my nephew Scott.
^^A11^^

This lady is about to complete a twelve-step program...

https://i.imgur.com/Rf4KWCs.mp4
^^A12^^


 When women make mistakes they just forget them and move on. Men will rush out to tell all his friends how stupid he was.
^^A13^^

Guys handle frustration differently.
^^A14^^


I watched Ex Machina again for the third time. What a great fucking movie.
The man creator of this robot created it with a sensitive, fully functional vagina. I mean, why not, right?
^^A15^^

And lastly, men seem to be able to nap anywhere.
https://imgur.com/gallery/szrImJh
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Wife: $20 on pump three.

Cashier: Ma'am, that's the cheese dispenser.

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WORLD EVENTS


And here's the whole story:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_Conspiracy 
^^B1^^

Protesters in Hong Kong testing their helmets before clashes against police.

This is not what a "peaceful protest" looks like.

https://i.imgur.com/OKa4XOy.mp4


My advice to police: If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. 
The full encounter here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8wOBUZ-Vvw

Fighting fire with fire, literally.
That the police throwing Molotov Cocktails.
^^B2^^


The massive pumice raft – over 20,000 football fields in size and composed of volcanic rock that's light enough to float on the surface of the water – appeared only a few weeks ago, after a suspected underwater volcanic eruption near Tonga.
https://www.sciencealert.com/a-massive-raft-of-volcanic-rock-is-floating-towards-australia-and-that-s-good-news?utm_source=ScienceAlert+-+Daily+Email+Updates&utm_campaign=5fb2da8e06-MAILCHIMP_EMAIL_CAMPAIGN&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_fe5632fb09-5fb2da8e06-365970749 

Boat sailing through pumice.
https://i.imgur.com/3qVYE3Y.mp4
This is jaw-dropping.
^^B3^^


And that's why they call it a "cloud burst."
^^B4^^


I don't think most people understand how much work is involved in growing enough food to sustain your family. It would be all you did all day every day. And think about keeping out the wild hogs and deer and dealing with the insects.
^^B5^^

Booby-trapped meth house

https://i.imgur.com/rigpkD4.mp4
Don't do meth. Not even once.
^^B6^^


^^B7^^
That didn't fit in this section, but it didn't fit in any other section either.



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How long are you supposed to rest in between sets at the gym? Please say 42 years?

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NEW STUFF

 ^^C1^^

 You might at least try this before you call your insurance agent.
 https://i.imgur.com/gjOl4Io.mp4
^^C2^^

Bone Marrow
 https://i.imgur.com/MWGQltg.mp4
As I understand it, cavemen ate bone marrow for the nourishment.
^^C3^^

Could someone please explain to me what is going on here...
 https://i.imgur.com/5o5Er1U.mp4
Yeah, I get the resuscitation, but how did the goats get their friend to the human?
^^C4^^

Automatic food dispenser vs Cat
 https://i.imgur.com/9CPMeK7.mp4
I understand why someone would want to torture a cat like that.
^^C5^^

But why torture a dog. They love us.

^^C6^^

A huge bundle of wind chimes
 https://i.imgur.com/07RpcHS.mp4
Unmute

^^C7^^

https://www.sciencealert.com/a-new-experiment-has-found-that-dark-energy-is-not-acting-on-single-atoms?fbclid=IwAR0lPJfUU_myHyMiKziDkBYwcCBG1TBmhE9IX0DiCV_RyKP-qpt8qrpVYh4
^^C8^^


I really, really like that.
I know, but I really, really like it.
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 If you're just out of school and working at your first adult job you may be wondering, "Is this really all there is to life?" and the answer is no! There's also back pain.

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HISTORICAL FACTS

 He was the only known person to survive a fall from the top of a cumulonimbus thunderstorm cloud.
http://www.weatherimagery.com/blog/ejects-into-thunderstorm/
^^D1^^

P-38 Lightning formation over France - 1944
That was an amazing warplane. 
^^D2^^


When you look up and see Violet getting on board your ship.

^^D3^^

In the 1930s in Australia, people used to have chariot races but with motorcycles instead of horses.

https://i.imgur.com/LZl83IB.mp4
^^D4^^

The Rolling Stones like I've never seen them before.
https://i.imgur.com/rMdtkDN.mp4

Don't do drugs.
^^D5^^

Fidel Castro's Nipples.
^^D6^^

Unmute.
^^D7^^

One of my favorite cartoons.
 ^^D8^^
 

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 And the camera follows the poor smuck, loses him, then goes back for the finale.
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