One Of My Very Own
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ALL THINGS INGESTIBLE
Chicken fried steak biscuit with a fried egg and a pint of lip slappin' white sausage gravy.
A work of art if I've ever seen one. It's the kind of comfort food that you order in a Southern dinner at 3 o'clock in the morning in hopes that it will sober you up for the drive home.
A work of art if I've ever seen one. It's the kind of comfort food that you order in a Southern dinner at 3 o'clock in the morning in hopes that it will sober you up for the drive home.
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USA Wins World's Best Cheese Award
Out of 3,804 cheeses from 42 countries that were judged at the ceremony in Bergamo, Italy, the Rogue River Blue from Oregon was chosen as the best in the world.
France’s best-performing cheese, an Epoisses (a soft cow’s milk cheese from Burgundy), ranked a humiliatingly low eighth place — tying with a Swiss Gruyere.
To add insult to French injury, a British cheddar came in second.
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Anytime anyone dares to give me a suggestion while I'm cooking - usually on the grill - I hand them the tongs and just walk away.
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My big bartender, Chris, smiles like that.
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Think of the generations of trial and error before they got this right.
Reaction when it finally worked for the first time.
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Foraging in the city.
Making ends meet in a struggling country.
I think they have a Chinese restaurant.
https://i.imgur.com/MHeLPnu.mp4
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I know, I know, but it fits so well in this section.
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Shopper: Level American
That is one fine looking woman.
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Well, it is ingestible.
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Sometimes you just got to do what you got to do.
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You are going to need a bigger rope.
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Asians.
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Only one mishap and he will never do it that way again.
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This took me longer than it should have...
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This is really not as dangerous as it looks...
If all the sections are securely joined and the stack is firmly attached to the truck.
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Some things look more dangerous than they are.
In all likelihood, that top ladder is no more unstable than being on the floor.
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This, on the other hand, is lunacy.
His stance is actually trying to push the ladder over.
But then again, he could jump the four feet to the stairs.
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Does this look dangerous to you?
Well, both ladders are about as steady as possible. Look at them - they can't go anywhere.
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Here's the way it is supposed to be done...
That's a bad case of penile abrasion that will surely leave a mark.
Speaking of escalators...
I know you have seen this before, but I like looking at it.
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And now the winner of the dumbest unsafe award...
What the fuck was he thinking?
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These first ones are reposts just to get you in the mood.
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Here's some new ones...
I almost missed that one.
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I did miss this one for longer than I care to admit.
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But doesn't that teach them just to walk up to the poacher's truck without fear?
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Those Hong Kongers have to be admired for their cleverness.
Accompanying verbiage:
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Airlines have driven people like me away. I would definitely pay more for better food, more legroom, and shorter waits.
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It is my understanding that you can call something Made In America if it's only assembled in America from foreign parts.
But in that case, I think the Made In America tag was made in China.
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Fucking voluntary fools.
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Gentle Readers, if you come across any pertinent facts on this matter, please send them along to me. I'm kind of wondering around in the dark on this one.
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Just a picture of a beautiful Dog of War
Our war waggers need the best of everything.
Oh, here's an example now.
Freedom delivery device.
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That little victory leg spread at the end.
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[verification needed]
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I found that delightful.
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Who the fuck shakes hands with their left hands?
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DMV Employee dressed as a sloth.
Believe it or not, our DMV got itself so organized that it runs smoother than any other state agency I've seen.
The first, and in my opinion the most important thing they did was position a person right inside the door. Their job is to find out why you are there and then check your paperwork. If you lack something you know it within feet of the door instead of waiting until you finally get to a window.
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USA Wins World's Best Cheese Award
To add insult to French injury, a British cheddar came in second.
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Think of the generations of trial and error before they got this right.
Reaction when it finally worked for the first time.
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Foraging in the city.
Making ends meet in a struggling country.
https://i.imgur.com/MHeLPnu.mp4
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I know, I know, but it fits so well in this section.
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Shopper: Level American
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When people give me a compliment I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkled dollar and it's just frustrating for everyone involved.
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OSHA WHO?
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This took me longer than it should have...
This is really not as dangerous as it looks...
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Some things look more dangerous than they are.
In all likelihood, that top ladder is no more unstable than being on the floor.
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This, on the other hand, is lunacy.
His stance is actually trying to push the ladder over.
But then again, he could jump the four feet to the stairs.
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Does this look dangerous to you?
Well, both ladders are about as steady as possible. Look at them - they can't go anywhere.
^^B10^^
Here's the way it is supposed to be done...
Speaking of escalators...
I know you have seen this before, but I like looking at it.
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And now the winner of the dumbest unsafe award...
What the fuck was he thinking?
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When your wife or girlfriend asks "Do you notice anything different about me?" Say, "Of course! Your beauty surprises me every day."
You're welcome.
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CAMERA ANGLES MATTER
These first ones are reposts just to get you in the mood.
Here's some new ones...
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I did miss this one for longer than I care to admit.
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One day in an action movie I want to see a chase scene that ends with an unexpectedly sturdy fruit stand just fucking totals both cars.
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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
But doesn't that teach them just to walk up to the poacher's truck without fear?
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Those Hong Kongers have to be admired for their cleverness.
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But in that case, I think the Made In America tag was made in China.
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I don't know who needs this advice but for those who do, charge your vibrator.
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RANDOM BLOG FODDER
Just a picture of a beautiful Dog of War
Oh, here's an example now.
Freedom delivery device.
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The first, and in my opinion the most important thing they did was position a person right inside the door. Their job is to find out why you are there and then check your paperwork. If you lack something you know it within feet of the door instead of waiting until you finally get to a window.
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Do you realize that about half of his miracles involved catering events? This fish and loaves and that wine thing.
Why he didn't cure cancer or end droughts is anybody's guess.
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His friend finds this hilarious.
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