FOLIO OLIO: TUESDAY #4065

One Of My Very Own

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PEOPLE EXERTING THEMSELVES

Interesting cosplay

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How does that stupid motherfucker get insurance?
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And that's why he's a champion.
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I would walk into a store instantly leaving the little bastard alone.

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Did she not wonder why the rocks were wet?
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The peloton is seen in a bushfire-damaged area in the Adelaide Hills during stage two of the Tour Down Under from Woodside to Stirling in South Australia, Australia. AAP Image/David Mariuz/via REUTERS

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Serena Williams of the U.S. in action during her match against Slovenia's Tamara Zidansek at the Australian Open.
REUTERS/Kai Pfaffenbach

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Who would ever think that Australia of all places would turn into a Nanny State?
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I cannot imagine being as bored as the first person to poach an egg.

PEOPLE MORE FAMOUS THAN MYSELF

Brian's Mum has Died.

Very versatile man.

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Kanye West falls off horse in church.

What in the rodeo cult fuck is going on here?

Not sure if accurate. Plenty of claims both ways.

I would ask for verification but...

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What a wonderful hobby this man has...

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Daughter: Dad?

Me: No honey it’s not.

Daughter: Is time travel possi...

Me: [winks].

Daughter: [runs away] AHHHHHHH!

Wife: How did you do that?

Me: I paid our son a dollar to ask her to ask me.

MORE SERIOUS MATTERS

So, apparently, the stories about the dust storms in Australia were true.

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I'm guessing it was designed with the aid of a computer.
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A malnourished lion walks inside its cage at the Al-Qureshi Park in Khartoum, Sudan.
REUTERS/Mohamed Nureldin Abdallah

It has since been fed.
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A woman sits on a broken bed with her family dog on the floor of a burnt-out house as people search for their belongings after a fire broke out in a slum in Karachi, Pakistan.

REUTERS/Akhtar Soomro

"I had nothing, now I've lost everything."
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Vitrification is the process by which material turns to glass.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Seafoam fills the streets of Spain after a storm.

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A dating app where they just match you up with somebody with an identical credit score is yours.

ITEMS WHOSE AUTHENTICITY HAVE BEEN CHALLENGED

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BATMAN: I have invested billions in the most state of the art technology to combat crime in this city

GOTHAM: Great! How can we reach you?

BATMAN: Pray for clouds and point this lamp at the sky while I’m beneath the earth in a cave, please.

Goddamnit, Craigslist
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THE RISIBLE

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All Things Ralph

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Phrasing, dude, phrasing.
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From comments...

And this is me peeking at my comments first thing in the morning...

Then I know I need to prepare myself for the rest of the comments.

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I lost my virginity to a real shitter that my mother had warned me about more than once. I didn't know she would be a shitter until it was too late to back out.