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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, March 16, 2020

MONDAY #4099

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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EXAMPLES FOR US ALL IN THESE TRYING TIMES


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All stores should follow this example of rationing items that are most in-demand.

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THE PRICKS AMONG US

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 How about we shut the fuck up about political bullshit and focus 100% on getting through this alive.
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That is the worst advice. We must have everyone vaccinated or we will all be in continued danger. It's called herd immunity for a reason.
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ON THE TOILET PAPER CRISIS OF 2020


 







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SERIOUS FOOD FOR THOUGHT

I implore you to watch the video. It's eye-opening for math hobbyists like me. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kas0tIxDvrg 
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If you think that is an exaggeration then click on this site. My jaw dropped.

https://i.imgur.com/HG78iMI.mp4
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In South Korea, the almost complete shut down of public life is working.
I think the blue line was the expectation of growth - green bars is where it actually stands.
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Rather surprising message from this guy.
Dr. Michael J Ryan, Executive Director at WHO
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SELF-QUARANTINE UPDATE

Day 7...I’m fine!

Here are the sports options in my area.
And 3 out of 4 of those are taped.

I'm starting to understand how Ann Frank felt.

There is an evil afoot that must be hidden from.

"I imagine that all the closures and cancellations give people a sense of ominousness, but it's really an amazing act of social solidarity. We are sacrificing to give nurses, doctors, and hospitals a fighting chance. Start from there and hopefully we can figure out the rest." 



I am having great difficulty finding enough items to fill my daily blogs. The internet is sated with Coronavirus.
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Social isolation means landlords and the electric company better get real chill real fast. 
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Congratulations West Virginia on winning the March Illness tournament!
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Welcome to the Shitshow!
https://imgur.com/gallery/j1F5zyT
If you need a good laugh this lady will make you laugh out loud.
Notice that there is more than one clip.
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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Waiter Sign Language
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WORD ON THE STREET



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WAITRESS: anything else?
ME: check, please.

SERVIRKA: Něco dalšího?

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Fibonacci, also known as Leonardo Bonacci, Leonardo of Pisa, or Leonardo Bigollo Pisano, was an Italian mathematician from the Republic of Pisa, considered to be "the most talented Western mathematician of the Middle Ages".

In mathematics, the Fibonacci numbers commonly denoted Fn, form a sequence, called the Fibonacci sequence, such that each number is the sum of the two before it.
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ART AND PHOTOGRAPHY


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Victorian style aquarium
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I have no information about that image but look at the people in the path of the speeding vehicle.
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This is called an Art Installation.
 
Can't you just smell it? 

Another Art Installation

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PHOTOGRAPHY I FOUND WORTHY


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Her legs told the story.
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The next 8 images are of photography with drama.
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That took me MUCH longer than it should have. 
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The New Normal.
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BOSS: Due to the virus we need everybody to work from home. 

ME: Please, I have a family.

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If you do not know the story of the Burma Shave signs here's a link.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


That may be effective for relocating the boat over short distances but the lack of bearings means it wouldn't last ten minutes on the highway. 
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In my youth, I camped with a hammock very similar to the second image below.

It seems to be a little bulky to tote into the woods.
 I loved my hammock.
No need to worry about rain getting in under the tent, rocky terrain. sleeping on a slope, or very thick foliage without a clearing.  
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The NYC Mandate That Shaped Modern Skylines
SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Sighthounds
These dogs specialize in pursuing prey, keeping it in sight, and overpowering it by their great speed and agility. They must be able to detect motion quickly, so they have a keen vision. Sighthounds must be able to capture fast, agile prey such as deer and hare, so they have a very flexible back and long legs for a long stride, a deep chest to support an unusually (compared to other dogs) large heart, very efficient lungs for both anaerobic and aerobic sprints, and a lean, wiry body to keep their weight at a minimum. Sighthounds have unique anatomical and physiological features likely due to intentional selection for hunting by speed and sight.
  
And in my opinion a beautiful dog.
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What the fuck do these people do with their dicks?
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NOTE: Puzzles placed at the very end next to the comments.

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 I'm going to buy my grandson one of these T-shirts.
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 Pure karma...
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bob,s will fill first

weaponoffishdestruction@gmail.com said...

Bob of course.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle- Bobs glass. (Least amount of volume to cover)

Stephen Hait said...

B4: Ant Farm

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