WEDNESDAY #4108

One Of My Very Own

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Ich begrüße alle meine deutschen Zuschauer. Genieße deinen Aufenthalt.

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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LANGUAGE FOR ALL OCCASIONS

 I had to ask one of my young friends - That's the band "The Cure."
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[verification needed]
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Here are some other suggestions: 
- Every kitchen has a stranger or relative in it who wants to talk to you.
- Everyone's opinion you disagree with actually turns out to be correct.
- All your funny comments are repeated louder by someone else, and they get all the credit.
- Living in an arid country that’s is on fire, where everything wants to kill you, eating a diet that gives you the runs but no toilet paper.
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And...
 
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Note viewfinder. 
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Today’s spelling lesson:
On the lam: escaping from the police.
On the lamb: A felony in 43 states.

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SHIT YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAMN DAY

I never knew they returned them back to the top of the hill that way.
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 Mus Minnius
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1957 Chevy is one of the most beautiful cars. 
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Many times I take one look at a guy's loud gaudy shirt and say "Somewhere there is a '56 Volkswagen without upholstery." 
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What Shrek sees when he comes home to Fiona at the end of the day?

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The buxom, fighting, free-living, and generally scandalous ladies of Illustrated Police News

 

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"This is the outside ball. Mom doesn't allow it in the house."
- Dog probably 
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*Emerging from a ten-year coma*

Dad: Well look who finally got up.

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MORE SERIOUS MATTERS

History is full of odd moments. Times when what goes on seems to utterly fly in the face of what we expected.

[verification needed]
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 It's called hydroplaning. It will happen when the puddle is deeper than the tread on your tires and the exact speed required is 9 X the square root of your Tire Pressure.
I learned that in one of the defensive driving classes the Air Force made me attend because I was more or less a fuck up.
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Think of all the maintenance that roadways require. Surely there is a better way to surface streets.

Maybe there's hope after all.
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The name of NASA's next Mars rover: Perseverance.

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So now solar power is "socialist"? We have a president who fosters that "us and them" mentality...just like Putin wants.
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The magical art projected on the Church of Scientology.

 

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My wife bought a second scale to weigh her first scale to show it how it feels.

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PEOPLE WE CALL "OTHER"

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Find someone who loves you like crazy.

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I recognize that look.

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Donald Trump's Grandfather?

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How exactly do you drink that? A long straw? 
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That's funny...if you read the small print. 
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 This look says: "I will never lick you balls again."

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These people don’t know what just happened.

Remember, to the creative mind the question isn't why - it's why not?
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I lost my virginity to a talking vagina.
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And more topically...

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 There are otherwise intelligent people who believe that will occur.

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 Too embarrassed to feel the pain.

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https://imgur.com/gallery/87tv9VV

https://i.imgur.com/6g4v619.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ce4kahH.mp4

https://imgur.com/gallery/x5pZvjr

https://i.imgur.com/cKYskAi.mp4 

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