One Of My Very Own
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While my computer was down I went back through Folio Olio archives and pulled out some of the sexy shit I used to post. I have made these available as an addendum to this post. Just go to OLDER POSTS at the bottom...if you dare.
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OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present a fabled “The Right Tool”. This is the only tool that can be used to remove the oil filter housing on a Lamborghini Gallardo.
RH: The nukes I maintained in the Air Force were made by Huges Aircraft (yes that Huges) and every screw took a special screwdriver made exclusively by Huges Aircraft.
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Drones be bitchin!
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All things Ralph...
For my newer viewers, I bet on just about anything. Once the bar's TV did that and I asked the guy next to me what the chances of that logo hitting exactly in the corner. He said impossible so I made a bet of his two to my one and the logo HIT THE FUCKING CORNER! One of my finer moments.
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I've shown you this pre-D-Day trickery before...
But Montgomery hired magicians to help him fool the Germans in North Africa. Here's a tank.
Bob Ross gravesite
I'm kind of amazed they're not reselling them to billionaires as floating apocalypse refuges.
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Was the fall of Rome also this fucking embarrassing?
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The way my wife solves every computer problem...
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Next time you are grocery shopping imagine David Attenborough narrating. It really next-levels the whole excursion.
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This comment...And when that guy is an old man and his grandchildren are struggling to deal with it, that man will say nobody saw it coming and that will be a damn lie.
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False conviction is why I'm against capital punishment. Plus it has been proven not to be a deterrent.
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"I didn't think it was that serious."
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This one image tells you everything you need to know about how stupid Americans are.
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My kinsman.
Soldiers have been peddling contraband forever. I freely admit that while serving I played the system for fun and profit.
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Not all heroes wear capes.
Have you ever tried to stump Pornhub? Like typing in ", One-legged short person does a fat black woman" and see if they can find a match.
They did, in fact, find a match.
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The following could be the most important things you will ever read. Please take the time to ponder them carefully.
YOU MUST READ THIS NEXT ONE!!!
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My neighbor's safe-word is Hufflepuff. I only know this because I happened to be sitting in their patio furniture for an hour.
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Every lesbian who sees that...
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That's amazing. Bravo, young man, bravo.
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How do you think he responds? .
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Well, that was unexpected.
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So, how did that thing get so deeply in the hole in the first place?
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I bet you missed it. Go back and watch it again.
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I know what you were expecting but that little guy nailed it.
"Nailed it."
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The guy does donuts over active fireworks.
Watch carefully. Why is she so distressed?
She bought the wrong color confetti cannon.
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By design I'm sure.
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CLEVER CROSSWORD CLUES
Newspaper articles, in brief: _ _ EE_ _
Kings and Queens: _ _O_A_ _
Sips: _U_ _ _ _
Apt anagram for MY CAR: _ _ _ _ _
Task: _ _ _I_ _
Introductory course: _O_ _
Not merely cut: _ _ _ _E
The continents: _E_ _E_
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THREE LETTER ANSWERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE EASY. TRY THESE:
Spare part: _ I _
Grumpy co-worker: _ O _
Go out for a bit: _ A _
Kiddy litter: _ O _
Middle of a line: _ A _
Only bird with calf muscles: _ _ _
ANSWERS BELOW
Go ahead...try it.
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https://imgur.com/gallery/9zJHjjx
You really need to watch that last one.
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CROSSWORD ANSWERS
Newspaper articles, in brief: FREEPR
Kings and Queens: TWOPAIR
Sips: NURSES
Apt anagram for MY CAR: CAMRY
Task: ASSIGN
Introductory course: SOUP
Not merely cut: STYLE
The continents: SEPTET
#: SHARP
Spare part: PIN (think bowling)
Grumpy co-worker: DOC
Go out for a bit: NAP
Kiddy litter: TOY
Middle of a line: TAC
Only bird with calf muscles: EMU
STAY SAFE, GENTLE READERS. STAY SAFE.
TODAY'S ADDENDUM CAN BE FOUND AT OLDER POSTS.
HOPE YOU ENJOY.
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