One Of My Very Own
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LANGUAGE FUELED ADVENTURES
In-fucking-deed!
Ouch!
Unless you are a teacher. Duh.
Remember the "Good Old Days"?
That is how those "Good Old Days" were paid for.
I concur.
Not all Republicans are racist but all racists are Republican.
Be like this guy.
In Augusta, Georgia, a restaurant owner came to work to find someone who had tried to break in. He didn't get angry. Instead, he posted this note to the robber.
*WAP = wet ass pussy
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There are really only 2 types of days in quarantine: days packages arrive and days packages don’t arrive.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Warner brothers removed Pepe le Pew from Space jam for being rapey but have a literal rape gang from clockwork orange in space jam. Simply amazing.
Out in the middle of nowhere Georgia, I bought and enjoyed a Breakfast In A Cup. It had scrambled eggs, a patty of sausage, topped with grits in a paper cup and you ate it with a spoon. I told the owners of a new restaurant downtown and they sold a million of them.
American Kestrel is the smallest and most common falcon in North America. It is also called the Sparrow Hawk.
*To what benefit are the bright colors to a predator?
I once owned a Fiat 850 like this one.
It has a rear water-cooled motor which is rare. During a road trip, I asked the gas station attendant to check the oil and add if necessary. He did.
The problem is that the oil cap is right next to the water cap and he poured a quart of oil into my radiator.
Yes, it overheated but I managed to nurse it to a garage and had the radiator flushed.
This has made my day, AL’s Toy Barn.
Don't blink...
Adult ground squirrels are immune to rattlesnake venom, so they will actively antagonize the snakes in order to distract them from a nest full of babies who haven’t developed the resistance yet.
*I looked it up and they are in fact immune.
The night the farmer's son's favorite sheep lost its virginity...
Unique arched floodgates protect from typhoons and storm surges in Osaka, Japan
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Everybody in America thinks they could one day become a billionaire but nobody thinks they could get covid.
THE BEST LAID PLANS
Why us Boomers fear intimacy...
Try to imagine the plethora of road filth swimming around in there.
What could cause this rather calm young woman...
To freak the fuck out?
Pay attention..
"Just the way the guy stands there with the total understanding that he now has a lot of work picking up the individual cans. We've all been there."
I disagree. He's thinking whether he ought to quit now or wait for his boss to fire him.
*MNBT
How about five cardboard boxes - one for each puppy and bowl.
Stay to the absolute end...
Anti-masker arrested for trespassing freaks out
She and her male companion refused to wear masks and had fake documents 'proving' they were exempt. Police arrested them for trespassing after the manager repeatedly asked them to put on a mask or get the fuck out.
Full 15-minute encounter here:
She didn't know that the store owner had his own trump card.
Do you think that's the first and last time he did that? Really?
The maiden flight of the Atlas D testing program ends in failure on April 14th, 1959
A dear friend's satellite will be launched soon. I will be scared to fucking death.
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But seriously, guys, I really do think that we will look back on these times and scream.
THE FEATS OF OTHERS
Camberley Kate, a.k.a. Kate Ward, and her stray dogs in England in 1962. She never turned a stray dog away, taking care of more than 600 dogs in her lifetime.
My vaccine card has multiple lines and I've been told it's for future boosters.
She saw that trick on the internet and nailed it. And she did it over that beautiful rug.
Please explain this to me.
4 comments:
Regarding the $22 billion contract for Microsoft AR. You left out the part where Nancy Pelosi's husband happened to buy $10 million worth of shares in Microsoft stock just before that.
Gee. What are the odds?
^A11
That sounds quite magnanimous but this was done by a white guy in his early 20's wearing skinny jeans, living with his mom and dad, who prefers getting high and skateboarding every day instead of getting a job.
Is that violin? For you, is cello
An escapee! Bye You (?)
To Auntie Em! To Wendy! To Elvis!
"A9" The left and the right are nazi criers. You're a Nazi! No! You're a Nazi! Boo hoo! I don't like Trump but what I do like is he brought out our governments true colors. Nasty politics that politicians will play with to control a narrative. I love your blog and have for years (DONT FALL FOR IT!). Lately it's been a biased theater that leans left, a little far too left. Chill bro and re center yourself. Beat off before you review and post =) got great respect for you OLD MAN! Hope all is well!
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