One Of My Very Own
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Have you ever heard a six-year-old read at a high school level?
A viewer sent me this...
Then I decided to collect every weed gag I ran across. Hope you enjoy it.
Stoners don't sound like that. Do you know what stoners sound like?
"Yes, your child is doing well in my 3rd grade."
"Hello, State Farm Insurance."
"I'll write you a prescription for that."
"The reason I pulled you over was that you have a taillight out."
"I'm taking my grandson to the zoo tomorrow."
That German girl would pull her bra straight down then turned it around to unclip the clasp. I will never, ever forget the way her breast would spring back up into place...while I stared in awe. I once applauded and begged her to do it again.
I might as well admit if I could get paid for pics of my dick I would buy a much better camera, lighting system, and get some great tattoos.
People who grew up with money will look you right in the eye and ask you insane shit like, "Do you ski?"
I'VE BEEN THINKING
Sports as War Training
It could be argued that sports are but practice for some war-related skill.
Baseball - Throwing rocks and hitting the enemy with a club.
Football - Knocking an enemy off his feet.
Basketball - Throwing a burning bundle up into a second-story window of the town of your enemy.
But what about soccer? I can deduce no war-related skill development in soccer...besides kicking them in the ankle...or falling down and whining like a snake bit little girl every time you are touched.
I taught many kids with names like HisHoliness, HerMajesty, etc. One really bright kid's first name was Lord Cambridge. But my very favorite was a kid whose name was spelled Lutherique but was pronounced Laquintheous. True...I swear.
I didn't sleep very well last night. I got up and put on a light jacket because it was kind of chilly. Do you see the problem?
My daughter sent me the best masks on the market. They are super comfortable and don't fog my glasses.
I will state upfront that I do not know the solution.
But just like healthcare...
During the early hours of January 15, 2022, unidentified large drones have been seen flying over all of Sweden’s nuclear plants.
"Meanwhile military movements have increased throughout the whole country. Sweden’s most eastern point, the Baltic Sea island ”Gotland”, now has military units patrolling the streets, likely as a response to the fact that several Russian navy landing crafts have entered the Baltic Sea."
They advertise that it tastes just like real chicken or beef, etc. You add several hundred chemicals to tofu to get it to look like, taste like, and have the same texture as real meat. But why just meat we already eat? Why not more exotic meats?
He: I'll start with the Bengal Tiger Liver Pate.
She: Very good, sir.
He: Follow that with a half dozen Spotted Owl Wings.
She: Yummy.
He: Sea Turtle Soup.
She: Served in a Leopard Skull?
He: Of course. And a Bald Eagle breast with a Polar Bear blood glaze.
She: Excellent.
He: Follow that with Lowland Gorilla Brain in a bed of Blue Whale Spleen.
She: Large or small?
He: Large. And lastly, I would really like six Brontosaurus Deviled Eggs with ground White Rhino horn topping.
She: Coming right up, sir.
*I had a real good time writing that.
^^C7^^
Did you understand exactly what that sign attempts to convey? Of course. So why all the criticism?
Oh, Gentle Reader, Mr.
Noam Chomsky on the coming American Fascism
-sound on-
Don't Look Up trailer
MYTH #1: WE CAN’T ACT UNLESS THE SCIENCE IS 100% CERTAIN.
MYTH #2: DISTURBING REALITIES AS DESCRIBED BY SCIENTISTS ARE TOO DIFFICULT FOR THE PUBLIC TO ACCEPT.
MYTH #3: TECHNOLOGY WILL SAVE US, SO WE DON’T HAVE TO ACT.
MYTH #4: THE ECONOMY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING, INCLUDING IMPENDING CRISES PREDICTED BY SCIENCE.
MYTH #5: OUR ACTIONS SHOULD ALWAYS ALIGN WITH OUR SOCIAL IDENTITY GROUP.
Ladies, are you tired of sitting around and watching your man play Xbox? Try getting your own fucking hobby.
HUMAN CREATORS
Have mobile game ads gone too far?
The caption read: "Replica of a prehistoric tea-pot that was found in Iran."
A robot designed to mimic human facial expressions
THAT WHICH IS SELDOM SEEN
Two photos of Pluto, 25 years apart
The TV froze at the perfect time at the bar. It was like this for over 30 minutes before they noticed...
This is a rock formation that people think looks like Jesus.
TRAINS
Switch to steam and get the food cooked at no additional costs.
Something like that in America would surely lead to numerous incidences of this sort of thing...
Attempted murder - man pushes woman in front of metro in Brussels
*In the apocalyptic book I wrote, the survivors avoided stores and warehouses but looted the shit out of marooned train cars.
I'm not even sure what the objective is but I will say start at the bottom and exit the top.
6 comments:
B14: I think Boris and ALL the politicians should be FLOGGED! If they get away with THIS then they will NEVER be taken seriously again. We were all absolutely shitting ourselves while they were having parties and breaking the law. Nothing will come of it. They'll carry on and everybody will just live with it because to protest these days is tantamount of terrorism. Protest and the people#s voice is Finished. They've made sure of that.
In reference to C5
Ban ALL Lobbying. All of or politicians are bought and paid for.
JNR
Men with beards that wear a mask reminds me of a woman's underwear Ad from the 1970's.
Found you a driver Ralph, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6ze-nVh2Bs
https://twitter.com/Burgeroog/status/1487124524155949062
B14: I TOTALLY agree. They should be Flogged on Live television at Wembley stadium
and sell tickets with all proceeds going to charity. CUNTS!!!
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