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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, April 2, 2022

SATURDAY #4847

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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WAR NEWS

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Nastya Tahirova who was a volunteer and a second-year student was killed during the delivery of the humanitarian aid to Chernigiv.

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Ukrainian defender on Russians:

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*MNBT

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Mine Removal

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Battle Tactics

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY


*Viewer contribution

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Why would any spouse give a shit about their mate masturbating?

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🎶Look on the bright side of life...🎶

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You go, girl!

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In 1997 someone lodged a large pumpkin on a spire at the top of a tower on a Cornell University building, 173 feet in the air. 

Nobody explained why this was done or even took credit for doing it, since the achievement jeopardized the health of students on the ground below, and there was fear of retribution. 

The prank was discussed at length 20 years later in an NPR article.

Did they have drones back then?

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Stupid people amuse me. But I would really like for a Christian who accepts evolution to explain how they do that logically.

That is just too stupid to argue.

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My daughter knocked a piece of trim off my van during her driving test and still passed.

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Saul of Tarsus, later known as Paul, a Pharisee and Roman citizen who would later become a Christian apostle, participated in Stephen's martyrdom. The only source for information about Stephen is the New Testament book of the Acts of the Apostles.

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 I was stated that they do this every time they are on camera as a gag. Do you believe that?

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Did you notice that the victim also cheated?

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Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


Church of Panagia, Folegandros island Greece

I see only pedestrians on the road. No thank you.

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I haven't a clue.

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Works by Kristen Meyer

And...

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I have found my new zombie apocalypse weapon. 

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Brilliant!

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My father-in-law had one of these and after his grandchildren finished with it looked just like this.

I spent a long time untangling all the balls without disconnecting the strings.

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I'm working on a new chest I call The Stronge Box. And that item stuck in the tire gave me the idea for the fake fasteners that I have devised for the trunk.

More on this later.

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Materials unsafe for bird nests

Human hair: According to Gordon, human hair is a triple threat for birds: It’s long, thin, and strong. These characteristics can be a deadly combination, allowing the hair to easily ensnare a bird’s leg or wing and sever it. “You can wrap [hair] around your finger and cut your circulation off,” she says.

Yarn or string: Long strands of yarn and string can wrap around a bird. Hatchlings are particularly susceptible to such entanglements, Gordon says. Yarn in a nest can get caught around a baby bird and cut off circulation as it grows.

Dryer lint: Although it is popular to put out and seems like the perfect lining for a nest, dryer lint quickly loses its fluffiness and structure when wet. Dryer lint is unsustainable in the rain, crumbling and leaving holes in an otherwise solid nest.

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Spear found lodged in human bone, dating from Roman Gallic Wars, 50 BC

It was stated that the bone in the image is not a human bone. Anybody?

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Cold spark machine.

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 Each one of those is called a "cel" and while in college I had the opportunity to buy them cheaply. But I didn't have any money. I think about that lost opportunity often.

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NASA visualization of global warming

Don't give up on that too soon.

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Another Russian helicopter was shot down

Am I to assume that in future conflicts American helicopters could be brought down as easily?

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What wine pairs best with living in a dystopian nightmare?

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PROBLEMS I AIN'T GOT


I've never understood that.

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I've never been that bored.

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I don't ride a bike.

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I've been married to two women and both thought that all toilet paper was the same...until we invited a group of people to share our rented beach house and one of them brought a premium toilet paper. I realized immediately that all toilet paper brands ARE NOT alike.

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I've never had feet that dirty.

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Speaking of...

And that's why you should always use chocks.

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I'm guessing the reason she's so fast is that most of her orders are all very similar.

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Think about this: old people love their Medicare yet they vote against Medicare for all. What kind of sense of community is that?

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Not me. I got rid of Netflix when it took me longer to find a movie than it took to view the movie.

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Space Walk

This footage was taken by a NASA astronaut during a spacewalk on the International Space Station.  The object floating away in the background is a protective shield that was released from its tether by accident.

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Cheerleader to the rescue...

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One in ten Americans has diabetes.

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I will assure you that had I seen that the LAST name I would have picked would be the most popular name.

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Too soon?

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I remember looking back and so many things made sense and I laughed.
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4 comments:

Burgervan said...

B13: The Birds have NOTHING to worry about. With all the Murdering cats and US lot chopping all the trees down, There won't be any birds left to make nests or any Fucking trees to NOT make 'em in! FUCK CATS and US (Humans). :)

Anonymous said...


While taking the drivers test a friend of mine accidently hit the car of the man giving the drivers test. He didn't pass.

Anonymous said...

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/03/31/politics/mystery-call-gap-trump-jan-6-white-house-phone-logs/index.html

Anonymous said...

puzzle time
Left column: square the first number. It becomes the first 1 or 2 digits of the corresponding right column number. Square the last digit of the left column number, and it becomes the last 1 or 2 digits of the right column number.
Example: Left column = 287. 2^2 = 4. 7^=49. Right column = 449

The answer is 259.

The middle digits in the left column numbers have no role in the puzzle.

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