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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, April 10, 2022

SUNDAY #4855

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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WAR NEWS


It might not be accurate, it might even be propaganda but it makes me happy.  

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Demonstration in front of the RuZZian embassy in Helsinki dedicated to the massacre in Bucha.

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It's all just so very sad.

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Johnny Depp could lose 250 hands of strip poker in a row and wouldn't even have all of his thumbs rings off yet.

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These aren't "riding around listening to music" gas prices.

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SITUATIONAL AWARENESS 

FOR GOOD OR ILL


My sister lives in Florida and she has a rather large pond on her property. Every morning she would peer out to make sure that the three or four hand-sized turtles were still in the pond. When I asked her why she said, "If the turtles are there I know that we don't have an alligator".

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Situational Awareness at its best...

That was not his first rodeo.

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It's my guess that the driver got in the car looked out the windshield and didn't see any obstacles.

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After careful examination, I no longer think that the bed is as dangerous as I first thought. It looks like there's a wall on one side and a hanging cabinet on the other to keep them from rolling off. However, I would have turned the bed the other way so that it wouldn't protrude into the floor space.

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When I see overturn cranes and such I wonder why they don't have safety devices like all of the bucket lifts that I have rented. The bucket lifts have a sensor that will not let them operate if it is off-balance in the least.

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I would think the rising hot air from the lava would make helicopter flight very dangerous.

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I know that looks dangerous and it is but tires can be laid flat on the ground and filled with concrete. I am going to assume that is what happened here.

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A couple of sheets of 3/4" plywood laid out on the landing spot would've kept that from happening - I think.

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It was stated that the little sign beside the man reads: 

“Outside Seating Area Is Prone To Sea Spray".

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How does anyone think that they can viciously attack federal law enforcement officers and get away with it?

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One would think that all vehicles at airports would all have an anti-collision device like many modern cars have.

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She did that AFTER watching countless YouTube videos of it doing EXACTLY the same thing.

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A tattoo artist saves a client from a dental visit...

How very very wonderful.

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This jerk-off needs a physics lesson.

Well, technically he just got his physics lesson.

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Always run toward the train otherwise you may get the car on top of you.

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If you want to make some interesting memories add some tequila.

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What if when we can't sleep it's because the sleep servers are full and the spot only opens up when other people wake up?

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY


*Viewer contribution

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This took me much, much too long to identify.

I thought they were some sort of livestock.

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If you looked like a very famous rich guy what would you do?

*You play the cards you're dealt!
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"A child hurt himself on the swing yesterday."

"Well, I'll fix it so that never happens again."

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Proof that mental healthcare is woefully underfunded.

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There's a joke about gay people in there somewhere.

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????

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I'm not exactly sure what is going on in this photo.

Anybody?

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As you can see my wife still has it…

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When you think about it radiation is just...spicy air. So relax, dozens of us will survive a nuclear war...dozens.

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Without a doubt, the worst part about March madness is watching me lose my bracket pool to my wife who picks teams based on the cuteness of their mascot.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


And yet the creator of all that truly cares if you masturbate. Unbelievable.

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With a view like that, I would never get anything productive accomplished.

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That is probably a painted horse. I read once that zebras are almost impossible to break.

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Are used to balance coins all the time. But that type of balancing I never accomplished.

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A whole new meaning to "foot of the bed".

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Non-circular gear train

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Everything was designed by someone and we will mostly never know their name.

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I bet that soon after mankind began cooking his meat they found plants that would enhance the flavor. And some of those same plants are used today.

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A tiny $20 gadget makes handguns fully automatic. 

-sound on-

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Machalite

A very smart man told me that he has not lost his faith in God because there is no explanation for the forming of DNA without divine guidance. I countered that when those exact ingredients are present that's just what they do...like when machalite forms. Or water. Or a hydrogen atom.

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Avian Relocation

I assume it was built in a dangerous place - either to the birds or the power line.

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Model Plane
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Mixed Drink
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The Swordfish
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Days earlier...

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Many of the sites that I visit or sprinkled with images of beautiful women much like this one.

Or...

I prefer to show women doing something besides posing, showing off how well they can apply make-up, style their hair, and reveal beautiful body parts.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

A4: you can turn the bed the other way if you'd like, but you'll never be able to get up and down the stairs unless you're only two and a half feet tall.

ponder said...

Anybody?
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The woman sitting with her legs dangling off the platform is about to become an instant amputee if not dead...

Anonymous said...

Puzzle: B - the images just rotate to the right.
Raul

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