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My brother-in-law did the exact same thing the very first time he came to dinner at my house. The mashed potatoes were all over the front of his shirt and the green peas were all over the dining room.
Have you ever seen my wife when she was very angry?
I'll just leave it at that.
I thought this was America?!
What do you think we ought to call our new line of jewelry?
"Ratchet straps".
Do we atheists get to vote on that? Cause I haven't voted on shit.
I told my daughters that
the "T" in T-shirt stands for Tyrannosaurus because they have tiny arms.
In her youth, my wife was a model. I now call her Model T.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Wow.
Why would you put a reservoir on the high ground?
To prevent sexual harassment?
Hérault, France - Monsieur Qui (Éric Lacan)
There was an international design contest in here are some of the winners.
In America by law cars must be roadworthy but the roads don't have to be car worthy.
Scientists tagging birds with colorful bands and accidentally making the tag more appealing to mates is so funny to imagine being abducted by aliens and they give you a Gucci belt.
THINK ABOUT THIS
The media aren’t reporting it, that’s how you know it’s true.
This soccer player sees her broken nose on the big screen.
Now, remember how the men act every time they get the least bit touched.
I think this guy is an idiot for not wearing safety shoes.
Then there's this guy…
I’d end up jumping directly into the chute… which would at least wrap everything up neatly for the coroner.
I have this one viewer who rejects everything science says because they weren't 100% correct 100% of the time. The scientists only read the data and when the data changes their recommendations change. That viewer does not understand that.
That man was perfectly cast for his role in that movie – a movie I thoroughly enjoyed.
“Welcome to Jurassic Park”
Here's a comment:
"That is one big old croc, I can’t imagine what it’s like living in the States for the amazing nature alone. One day I will get my life organized enough to visit."
I had forgotten this:
Crocodiles exist both in freshwater and saltwater, whereas alligators prefer freshwater environments. The Florida Everglades is the only place on earth in which both alligators and crocodiles coexist.
Until you ride with someone that has a suspended license you really don't know how many back roads there are in your town.
Waffles are just pancakes that are ribbed for your pleasure.
In a parallel universe, a grandma is hiding in a wolf’s den, dressed up as a wolf waiting for its cub to return so she can eat it.
It still pisses me off that teachers gave us shit about paying attention and then had to take attendance to see if one of their kids was missing.
TRANSPORTATION
A friend of mine tried this in Germany. He went straight off the edge of the first turn.
I'm not sure I understand that but it sort of looks like he's steering it with his handlebars.
Why would it not occur to somebody to move the fucking box to the other end of the pier closer to the boat?
Remember you heard it here first folks, those things only have to fly high enough to get over powerlines. Anything higher than that is a waste of time and energy – not to mention it being much safer.
This is a Motoscafo probably a 1960s Riva - a true masterpiece.
*They rebuilt this after that ship propeller chopped it all up?!
Rules for the sake of rules. It's a corporate mantra.
The bumper sticker says "Grass; nobody rides for free."
He even made the newspaper.
This guy rigged up a basic model.
Why doesn't every relatively low underpass have one of these?
2 comments:
B2 - thanks for the hint to go get educated.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taum_Sauk_Hydroelectric_Power_Station
SUNDAY #4876
^^B2^^
Gravity Flow
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