One Of My Very Own
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My kids once bugged me for an in-ground pool so I made them watch Poltergeist.
Most men are basically nothing but a series of undocumented OSHA violations.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
He said:
The secret is his wife. It's always the wife.
While I was bartending, a customer lamented about the divorce of a dentist whereby the wife got half of the profits from her husband's practice. After a few questions, I learned that his wife had worked two jobs to put him through medical school only to be dumped upon his graduation. I offered this scenario: while married the man and woman had invested in a racehorse and right before the divorce the horse started winning lots of money - who should get the winnings. They all agreed that the winnings should be split. Then I said that the man's dental practice was the woman's racehorse.
I always hated when that happened.
Not me. I like it here.
I'm afraid most people would say "drinking".
Do you get what 30 has to do with it? I almost missed it.
A story prompt
My friend Rupert gave me a story prompt about a man that stole another man's identity only to learn that the man he stole it from was in witness protection and the mob knew his new name and came after the thief. I wrote a whole novel based on that idea.
If I went to heaven I would teach workshops in various techniques of autoerotism since none of those people ever pleasured themselves.
One out of three ain't bad.
Look what the internet did...
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She just described December.
"Fuckenstein."
During covid, science told people to do things they didn't want to do so these people attacked science. None of these attackers even know how science works.
I once wrote that we have a wealth of untapped talent in this country and what I meant by that was all the very smart children condemned to inferior schools.
Many people think that reading is just another diversion. I think reading is an excellent way to experience life seem through the eyes of various cultures.
Well, it fooled most of us, didn't it?
I used to edit my novels in hard copy sitting in my friend's bar and he even arranged a special area where I wouldn't be disturbed and...AND could draw my own beer.
It's not difficult to take care of a child - it's difficult to do anything else while taking care of a child.
♫"This little light of mine, I'm going to let it shine."♫
- my wife opening the fridge
THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO
"Don't worry, I'm a trained professional."
Why wouldn't they just pull alongside?
My wife does stuff like that all the time.
My son-in-law is Persian.
Recognize these guys?
Incredible video of jet fighter crashing and exploding on an aircraft carrier deck yet the pilot survives.
Is that called being "curt" or "terse"?
My wife and I attended a party at a neighbor's house and there was a very pregnant woman there who was smoking and drinking. I asked the host about it and he said he had talked to her repeatedly about the danger but she refused to listen. We had to leave because we couldn't watch it.
Decorative metal inlay
A synchronized swimmer fainted in a pool at the World Championships in Budapest and was saved by her coach.
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This is her publicity photo.
In China, a dude fights off an excavator sent to demolish his building with a firework.
Winning Gun Fight Strategy
"Don't mind me, I'm on my way back under the sea."
"Debbie and I are no longer dating." That's how I told people we were married.
Think The Big Lie
Have we tried pouring molten gold down billionaires' throats?
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Imagine a burger this big...
Well, now you don't have to imagine it...
And to think, the guy who manages that doesn't want you to masturbate.
A transparent sea creature found by fishermen
Some kind of shrimp?
Or so I'm told.
How about their fingernails?
Pissing off the CCP is sort of a hobby of mine.
David and Goliath
USA: SOURCE
World: SOURCE
I had a lot of fun with that.
Demon Rum claims another victim.
*MNBT
I offer a very rare solution:
3 comments:
A14: Says the art teacher.
A1. Why do you think the rights narrative is that the left is trying to destroy family values?
Also I learned from you a rat study that was based on human population, "the beautiful ones" were what brought the rat society to extinction, hence the a sexual non giving birth population. What do you feel about that movement?
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