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I detest mindless TV. It could be argued that sports are mindless but I can gamble on sports...and win more often than not.
But then there's this.
I agree with this assessment...
And remember, the games are made to be addictive so you will keep ordering updates or whatever.
All things Ralph...
I don't understand even discussing whether a meme is or is not original content. As a bartender, I told countless jokes, and not once did anyone accuse me of stealing them from someone else.
I so love the absurd.
*I read that wrong and thought he wanted to BE on the bottom.
I'm reminded of the plane that towed a banner over a packed stadium near my home that read "John, leave your wife and marry me." Then you think about all the men named John at the stadium with their wives.
Many Germans (mostly young women) called me Otto because they said my mustache looked like his.
Peter Pan was an angel who held kids' hands on the way to heaven. That's why the kids of Neverland never grew up...they were dead.
I'm pretty sure my wife only married me to break down Amazon boxes.
PEOPLE
A glitch in the matrix
I see 3 of him
Ann Margret, 1971.
One would think her body would be too valuable to risk ripping her kneecaps off with one small spill.
I built boxes. He builds obscenely large motorcycles.
We called them Maypoles and each year the graduating class at my elementary school made one during an evening festival.
We all kind of knew that, didn't we?
Growing up in the South is just...different.
That reminds me of the time we left Debbie Does Dallas in the motel's VCR.
When you've been doing your job for 30 years.
I asked a guy who did that how he got so fast and he asked me to imagine a really good typist whose fingers fly across the keyboard. Then he further explained that the typists used 26 letters both upper and lower case, punctuation, and numbers. He only has to use numbers.
Beware of allowing your child off the leash in a restaurant.
Remember: people carrying knives and glass objects on a tray with one hand, hot liquid and semi-liquid concoctions, the floor has grease on it, the adults present have all been drinking, and you dare let your kid run around like it's your private playground? Fuck you.
Pay attention.
But did you notice that they haven't even started their meal?
Classical Guitar
I once had a dear young man work on my mural crew and he played classical guitar. He explained that the condition of his nails was crucial.
His name is Bill and I love him like a son.
A young Maori warrior performs a haka
Be A Robot
Trampoline Enthusiast
The person filming saves a guy who passed out by hitting another skydiver.
DO NOT UNMUTE
*squints suspiciously*
I like you, new character.
*squints more suspiciously*
You're going to die, aren't you?
It blows my mind that there are people who don't wear glasses or contacts. I mean, they can see without any aid. These people wake up every morning and...see. What a wild concept.
PLACES
Oasis?
I once read that photography was all about the light.
I haven't a clue as to how that decision was made.
How could you not put your dick in that thing?
Ukrainian fighters sing the national anthem before going into battle.
SLAVA UKRAINE!
These men and women stand for all of us who cherish liberty. Send them every last bullet, fuel, and meal until the battle is won. Do you want to raise my taxes to do it? Fine. Here's a blank check - fill in the amount.
My wife thought "nonfungible" meant it couldn't be turned into a mushroom.
While it is customary to give a loved one a bouquet of flowers, it is not customary to give them a bouquet of whales. This is probably due to the whales' general large size, shape, weight, and location in the deep ocean.
THINGS
The last time I bought shoes I discovered that not one person in the entire store had ever heard of a shoe horn.
Hell, I like the long kind so I don't even have to bend over.
I also find faces everywhere I look.
I had my wife photograph me holding the size difference in my Mounds bites and I found faces.
Many companies reduce the quantity of their product rather than raise the price.
That's where the phrase "Nervous as a cat" comes from.
Let's watch his all-too-human reaction again.
He's weighing all of his options and go beg for another banana won the day.
I know you have all seen that but I found it interesting that you can get her to spin either direction just by glancing over at one of the other girls very quickly.
How long will it take you to figure out what this is?
I'm the guy who likes the new and different. That movie fills the bill.
Knife Throwing Machine
I looked it up - it's real.
And that, Gentle Reader, is why they have roll cages.
Regular exercise is important to maintain a healthy body.
Think movie character.
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A young Maori warrior performs a haka
^^B14^^
"A haka" just sounds wrong, the Haka.
In reference to C-4
A person washing dishes kept setting the buildings fire alarm off. Three times in one day. The steam was billowing out of the room and triggering a smoke detector. It was happening because the person washing the dishes was forgetting to turn on the vent fan that would have prevented the steam from getting out of the room. The manager was complaining to me regarding the person's inability to remember to turn on the vent fan.
I told him "the reason that person is washing dishes is not because all the rocket science jobs were taken."
Stupid people are every wheres Get used to it
In forklift tip overs, the roll cage kills the operator. In majority of injuries the operator jumps out of the safest place you can be. You're supposed to HUG the steering wheel and wait for the dust to settle.
C2 - I think it is a marked out sports area that has been partially covered with sand.
D^ Knife on a tree stump.
Puzzle: Chewbaca?
Raul
Dear Raul, So very very close...but no cigar.
RH
Shoe-baca
Puzzle: ShoeBacca
psm
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