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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, October 2, 2022

SUNDAY #5030

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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WORDS MEANT TO BE READ


I may get the numbers wrong but as I recall it takes 100 pounds of grain to produce one pound of edible muscle tissue in herd animals. And the reason we don't eat carnivores is it takes 100 pounds of herd flesh to produce one pound of carnivore flesh. But the point is that those herbivore grains will also keep us alive and if the shit hits the fan climate-wise we may all be forced to embrace veganism. 

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I make notes to remind me of things I want to discuss in my blog. Today I found this and can not remember what it means. Does anyone want to take a shot at explaining?

"When know didn't know what could be done till its done."

And it may be related to an item in this very post.

PS: And I don't even drink anymore.

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My "give a fuck" is still broken but my "go fuck yourself" is fully functional.

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NEW PARENT HACK:

There are no hacks.

Everything is hard.

These kids don't listen.

This is your life now.

Godspeed.

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PEOPLE


And he flat-out nailed this...

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I don't get it but I'm sure one of my British friends will explain it to me.

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At least one of them is human.

*I used to squat like that all the time.

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I wonder if those island people have invented a God yet.

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Laughter May Be a Survival Strategy

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I watch 1/3 of one of them. It was pure formula theater. Rename the characters, change the setting, and you have Star Wars or any of a thousand good vs evil shoot 'em up.

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I bet he wears gloves next time.

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I helped put myself through graduate school by taking a word/study gig as a night watchman at the music department. It was a huge old four-story building with a basement. The fear was that someone would just hide out in the building until everyone had gone then just hand instruments out a window to an accomplice. Some parts of my rounds were very unnerving especially with the only illumination being the exit signs.

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Your alms at work.

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People say that having a dog prepares you for having a child, but a dog has never wanted to watch Frozen 47 times in a row.

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Karaoke is not about being a good singer. It's about letting prospective mates know that you are an attention-seeking alcoholic.

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PLACES


A documentary explained that Brazil is far behind developed countries with far fewer resources because Brazil has no major rivers to get the resources out of the interior to the coast for export.

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I would have thought it would have just moved in and lived there until the food ran out.

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Sublime.

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Proving one's manhood one bull at a time.

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It comprises two rows of vehicles split by a traffic divider. The vehicles appear to be made from compacted sand, although Erlich will not disclose exactly what he used to make the work.

Most of the vehicles are partially buried in the sand, which is intended to give the effect that they are submerged – a reference to rising sea levels caused by global warming.

I would bet money it's some kind of Styrofoam.

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I love those so.

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And very soon all of his valuables will be on a moving train while he watches it disappear from the platform.

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Russia is overwhelmed with draft dodgers.

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I needed one more history class to be certified to teach history so later in life I took U.S. history in a summer class. At one point the professor said something like, "The 1960s was the awakening of social consciousness in the American youth. They fought for racial equality, women's rights, and of course, they were anti-war."

I held up my hand and told him that if it weren't for the draft the young people would never have protested the war. The anti-war protest was actually anti-draft because the young people didn't want to go into the army, be flown to the other side of the Earth, and kill people who had done them no harm.

I predict the EXACT thing will happen in Russia.

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A shark fitted with a GPS tracker drew a shark.

Or so I'm told.

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No one is more determined than a woman rearranging furniture by herself.

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Don't invite me anywhere with complicated parking cause I'm going to circle around and then go home.

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THINGS


Do you think the bottom is trimmed like that?

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Its only function is to kill other human beings and Americans seem cool with that. I've heard many people say that hunting rifles are similar but a Marine reminded those people that they don't take hunting rifles into combat for a reason...they don't kill as effectively.

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And...

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Dinosaurs Were Already on Their Way Out Before Asteroid Hit

A scientist made this observation:

If all the dinosaurs died out at one time then why is there no layer full of their fossils?

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Not me or mine.

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Revealed only by the size of the little triangles.

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A commodity in short supply in our youths.
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A man murders his coworkers after he is denied a job promotion.

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I really like the way they incorporated the real windows into the design.

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What about elephants that go to some kind of graveyard to die?

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Sometimes self-care means bulk ordering googly eyes with the intent to vandalize.

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I'm experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep EVERYBODY away regardless of their profession.

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NAUGHTY BITS


I would call no one else.

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This position is known as the "Half of everything I own seems like a reasonable offer".

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I had to look it up.

*Impulses?

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My primary dysfunction was not my dick but my back.

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Thank God for Mississippi.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: 90
9 goes in to 90 10 times.
10 goes into 60 6 times
6 goes into 30 5 times
5 goes into 45 9 times
Circle complete

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time: The missing number is 90.

Each of the larger numbers is the multiple of the two numbers on the diagonal lines on either side:

30 = 6 x 5
60 = 6 x 10
45 = 5 x 9
and so the missing number is 9 x 10 = 90.

Anonymous said...

Because he Charles looks like he has sausage fingers, there's also this

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/popular-butcher-starts-selling-king-27988297

& also that guy on the bike could have easily lost a leg

Anonymous said...

C1: Amazon river seems somewhat major
Raul

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