Nāṉ evvaḷavu kālam vāḻkiṟēṉō avvaḷavu aḻakāṉa vāḻkkai.
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*NOTE: I was so proud of that I not only posted it ahead of schedule but also emailed it to my wife. She Tweeted it to all her friends and it was pulled immediately as being too sexual in nature. Go fucking figure.
WEEKEND SILLINESSES
*Viewer Contribution
*Viewer Contribution
B.A.R.: Browning Automatic Rifle
I've been toying with the idea of writing a book titled:
Things I Have Stuck My Dick In - On Purpose.
Jimmy Buffet Funny
I want a cooking show judged by kids. Imagine them telling an iron chef that his duck confit is "Yucky" and "Smells like a barf bucket" then demand chicken nuggets.
Every day somebody takes the biggest poop in the world and doesn't even know it.
PEOPLE
And no one offers him aid.
A teenager did that to my brother when he was bass fishing and he just followed the kid home and told his daddy who took the jet ski away for a month.
I can't think of another sport where the spectators are allowed that close to the athletes.
You have to get the drunks safely to the paddy wagon somehow.
The bar I opened in Myrtle Beach had been padlocked for a year due to excessive violence. Come to find out it wasn't the customers, but the female owner who shot the place up. My favorite story was her getting drunk and climbing on the bar to strip. If anyone laughed, she pulled out her .38 and shot holes in the ceiling. Well, I looked at the ceiling above the bar and saw no holes so I didn't believe the stories. Then much later we had all the lights on doing a thorough cleaning and saw the bullet holes halfway across the room in three-foot gashes in the ceiling tiles. She had shot barely over everybody's heads.
At first, I couldn't figure out why it toppled then I realized that something that heavy only has to be slightly off-center.
With nary a helmet.
Symphony
Theodore Roosevelt footage with audio
Movie Making
There are two types of women.
Type One
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Type Two
Not to brag but I finally got the sand out of my car from the last beach trip in 2008.
You should never fight a dinosaur because you'll get jurasskicked.
PLACES
Can anybody explain that?
I'd be afraid of the upside collapsing and pushing me over the edge.
The world’s largest salt flat - Salar d de Uyuni, Bolivia
I've only been in one restaurant like that and hated every second of it. Then they sat another family at the same table.
Well, they tried to warn them.
Things like that have been shown to us from all over the world. I assume they were trucked in.
Contour Terracing
Meaning you can farm damn near anywhere the weather will allow.
Early warning system?
My nephew shoots deer from his deck with a bow. And he eats every bit of them.
1 meter (ca. 3.2 ft) of snow in 24 hours in Las Leñas, Mendoza, Argentina.
On a more serious note...
The consequences of the nighttime attack by Ukrainian armed forces on Russian military targets in Crimea
It's weird how the first day of school always coincides with the first day anybody has ever driven a car.
I always hated it when I was about to orgasm and the cameraman made me hold it while he switched to another angle.
THINGS
I've had recurring dreams since I was a child that I could do that - not fly, but glide.
Doggy exerciser?
Another example of both teams having the same advantage/disadvantage.
Is it any wonder that so many people claimed that their all-powerful Gods lived in the sky?
Bird Feeder
Cow Rescue
It was stated that it fell in a "sink hole" but I think it's more likely an old well.
This simple invention saved thousands of lives during World War One
*MNBT
Remember this classic?
5 comments:
^^C8^^
Yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duga_radar
C1: art installation in Ahlens City, Stockholm.
https://www.alamy.com/swedish-artist-charlotte-gyllenhammars-art-installation-entitled-die-for-youtake-root-featuring-an-upside-down-oak-tree-hanging-between-the-buildings-on-drottninggatan-in-stockholm-sweden-on-september-8-2023-photo-jonas-ekstrmer-tt-code-10030-image565608948.html
C8: correct. It was an early warning system for missile launches.
The Duga-1 Radar array in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone
A1-You say your message was "pulled". Imagine if you were censured for a phone conversation, or a letter? It's censorship isn't it?
Puzzle Time: Number two is the first to shout.
Reason: Because number one did not shout he knows that he has the opposite color as number three. If they matched number one would easily and automatically know that he was opposite two and three and would confidently shout.
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