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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, May 26, 2024

SUNDAY #5632

 One Of My Very Own
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PART ONE

They are not all the same.

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A classic as old as the internet.

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"Synchronize this, motherfuckers!"

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Speaking of...

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I'm thinking movie special effects. Anybody?

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I watched a guy try to pick up a young woman at a bar and when he put his drink to his mouth the little red bar straw went in his nose instead of his mouth and when he instinctively lowered the glass the straw remained protruding from his nose and in one swift fluid swipe a hand came up, swept across his face, and the straw had vanished.

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PART TWO

Look very carefully...

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Is that what they call a "Choker"?

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Betting his life that all those other people are paying attention.

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I think that it would be much more fun if under the table they were allowed to kick and grab each other.

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I didn't know chickens could live that long.

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Food for thought.

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PART THREE

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My buddy Dave went to the drive-thru and after counting his money forgot to put the thingy back in the tube. Ten minutes later he went back to return it and the teller screamed at him like he was a disobedient child. 

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Nature Observation1

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Nature Observation2

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Truck Loading Pro

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Logic Need Not Apply

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time

Move the horizontal of one 7 over to the zero making it an 8. 7+1=8

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