One Of My Very Own…
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My EXACT reaction.
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Not all heroes wear capes.
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Now for the important news…
Then we watched Barcelona beat Arsenal…Messi scoring both goals. Kiyan is a Barcelona fan also.
Then I took him to my favorite bar and explained proper bartender tipping to him. He seemed to appreciate it.
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The reign of Henry VIII saw the first law against Witchcraft created. The Witchcraft Act of 1541 was the first to define witchcraft as a felony, a crime punishable by death and the forfeiture of the convicted felon’s goods and chattels.
But don't his socks fit nice.
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What a wonderful observation.
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This NFL Player Is Getting a PhD in Math at MIT in His Spare Time
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Shit like this was common when I was growing up.
But, hey, the prices were cheap back then.
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How hot was it?
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Some jerkoffs have been trolling the flat earth nonsense lately...
This man doesn't think there is anything funny about ignorance.
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The others use it as a target...
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Pocket-size gadget can detect counterfeit Viagra
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But imagine how long it would take for the driver to walk each child to their seat to make sure they were complying
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The Radiooooo project aims to revolutionize the way you listen to music on the internet. It's a machine that allows you to travel through space and time. Click on any country in the world, choose a decade from the 1900s to today and let yourself get carried away by the most beautiful musical collection in the world.
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Somewhere for a guy to rest his balls?
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I would like to see what the sky would look like if all those planets were, in fact, in between us and the moon.
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One-third of all people who
met their demise in the midst of a selfie fell from heights — most commonly, a
cliff or a building. In late August of 2015, for example, a 25 year-old man
Chinese man ventured off-trail to snap a selfie at the top of Long Men
waterfall in eastern China. Distracted by the camera, he took a misstep and
plunged 100 feet down into a ravine, where he died instantly. When authorities
recovered his body several days later, his selfie stick-mounted phone — still
intact — contained a picture of him in the process of falling. The following
month, a 17 year-old Russian student climbed a nine-story building near Moscow,
and hung off the ledge to make it appear as if he were falling. He intended to
capture the “ultimate” selfie for his Instagram page; instead, his hand
slipped, and he fell to his death. Just weeks earlier, he’d posted a similar
image of himself in a precarious position.
And then there’s shit like this. The same thing happened at Mount Rushmore. I ended up posting a picture off the internet since they were all identical.
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ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
My EXACT reaction.
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Please tell me this is true.
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There are a whole bunch of
people who tell me this was a very entertaining movie.
Not all heroes wear capes.
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I have run across this exact
same image on a dozen sites. I don’t get it. Please, somebody explain.
I knew it! I just knew it.
Now for the important news…
I had a visitor today. We had
a great time just hanging out.
Then we watched Barcelona beat Arsenal…Messi scoring both goals. Kiyan is a Barcelona fan also.
Then I took him to my favorite bar and explained proper bartender tipping to him. He seemed to appreciate it.
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I wonder what Cannibals & Aztecs would say, watching
civilized people eat symbolic hearts of loved ones on Valentine’s Day.
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The reign of Henry VIII saw the first law against Witchcraft created. The Witchcraft Act of 1541 was the first to define witchcraft as a felony, a crime punishable by death and the forfeiture of the convicted felon’s goods and chattels.
But don't his socks fit nice.
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What a wonderful observation.
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Just spent 5 minutes waving my hands in front of a manual
paper towel dispenser if anyone needs someone to take their SAT exam for them.
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Yes, Leo met the pope.
I know he feels bad, but if the highest award in your industry can and has been won by a child, I mean, how hard could it be?
I know he feels bad, but if the highest award in your industry can and has been won by a child, I mean, how hard could it be?
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This NFL Player Is Getting a PhD in Math at MIT in His Spare Time
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Shit like this was common when I was growing up.
But, hey, the prices were cheap back then.
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Whenever someone tells me they get a "high" from
running, all I'm thinking is, "You've obviously never been high
before."
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How hot was it?
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My 3 moods:
1. I'm too tired for this shit
2. I'm too old for this shit
3. I'm too sober for this shit
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Some jerkoffs have been trolling the flat earth nonsense lately...
This man doesn't think there is anything funny about ignorance.
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All pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough.
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The others use it as a target...
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Pocket-size gadget can detect counterfeit Viagra
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"Do you like Tolstoy?"
"Of course. Who doesn't?"
"What's your favorite book?"
"The one where Woody is kidnapped & Buzz tries to
save him".
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But imagine how long it would take for the driver to walk each child to their seat to make sure they were complying
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London building codes require
developers of new properties to retain or install a facade comparable to that
of the historic building being replaced.
It is called
"Façadism," and I abhor it.
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If you have ever wanted to
know what a high maintenance girl looks like…
"Girl
with a Pearl Headdress," attributed to the "Central European
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Jack Black marshmallow
eating contest on Korean TV.
I know it’s childish, but I
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If you get
robot arms don't get the cheap ones.
Just don't.
Just don't.
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The Radiooooo project aims to revolutionize the way you listen to music on the internet. It's a machine that allows you to travel through space and time. Click on any country in the world, choose a decade from the 1900s to today and let yourself get carried away by the most beautiful musical collection in the world.
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I read an article "100 Most Influential Jokes" and here are two:
Burns: Do you like to love?
Allen: No.
Burns: Like to kiss?
Allen: No.
Burns: What do you like?
Allen: Lamb chops.
Burns: Lamb chops. Could
you eat two big lamb chops alone?
Allen: Alone? Oh, no, not
alone. With potatoes I could.
- George Burns and Gracie Allen.
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Mexican phrase of the day: Chicken finger. “My wife left
and said she didn’t need me anymore because chicken finger herself.”
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Somewhere for a guy to rest his balls?
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If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they'd have to call the
offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken.
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I would like to see what the sky would look like if all those planets were, in fact, in between us and the moon.
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What do you call children born in a whorehouse?
Brothel Sprouts.
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According to a recent poll
of 3000 Americans conducted by Horizon Media, 81 percent of restaurant-going
adults support tipping. The study comes on the heels of a debate about the
potential drawbacks of American tipping culture. While several restaurateurs
have banned tips in favor of raising employee wages or adding service fees,
others are reluctant to abandon the tradition.
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The wisdom of this escapes
me.
It sort of looks like a
real life Suicide Bunny.
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SELFIES
And then there’s shit like this. The same thing happened at Mount Rushmore. I ended up posting a picture off the internet since they were all identical.
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I called my Dad “Popeye” cause he would also chug
something out of a can and beat up that guy mom was fucking.
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I found this mildly
interesting.
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TRUE: There was a King Kong marathon on AMC sponsored by
Gorilla Tape.
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PHOTOGRAPHY
Arts & Architecture,
Matthieu Venot
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It’s called progress and it’s
ugly.
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In humans, self-confidence is highly correlated with
stupidity.
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Someone actually lives
here.

He probably doesn’t have a
girlfriend.
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I wish I could eat the smell of barbecue.
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Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as
wondrous as life.
- Russell
Baker
2 comments:
The cartoon character is named Nelson, from the Simpsons. The pattern is an eastern Mandala. It is an awfully long way to go for a pun, especially one that is permanent.
Morgan Freeman provides the "voice" at the Birmingham, Alabama airport...don't leave your luggage unattended...no smoking...etc.
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