One Of My Very Own
Me: *opens one eye* I’m still awake.
Spider: *removes leg from my mouth and backs away* Sorry.
From my earliest foray into formal art training at the university, I was plagued with a nagging question.
Just like every other artist, I assume, I labored over when I transitioned from "art student" to "artist".
I deduced that I was officially an artist when I got paid for my labors. Otherwise, I was but a hobbyist.
On this day in 1983, the Soviet Lieutenant Colonel Stanislav Petrov single-handedly averted a worldwide nuclear war when he chose to believe his intuition instead of the computer screen even when it indicated that the U.S. had launched a nuclear missile attack against the Soviet Union.
In this day and age, why would they think that would work - and further, haven't we gotten over thinking porn was evil?
Many Republicans seem to have forgotten their oath: Preserve, Protect, and Defend the Constitution of the United States of America.
Austrian mother looking for her son among returning POWs after WW2.
Tiananmen Square Mothers
Some person just sat down at a typewriter and wrote each of those lines. He wasn't in costume or on a set or sharing his space with other people. He just sat there and typed it out.
By the way, my intro used to say I was a writer but like being an artist I don't think I can be a writer until I've been paid. So I changed it to "and I write."
Did you notice the size of the moving crane off to the side?
Relationships are the only ships that sink 95% of the time, yet we still can’t wait to board a new one.
THAT WHICH IS RARELY WITNESSED
This must have been a hell of a road trip...
The day America almost changed forever.
A fun look at the differences in American politicians...
I found my smile - cheers.
Would a roof rise like that?
The fun part of self-defense...
Until I saw the harnesses, I was trying to figure out how the fuck they were floating a refrigerator.
"Put your phone away and finish servicing the machine, Ralph. And hurry up about it."
- My wife probably
It took me several viewings before I could follow the mantis correctly.
Moms don’t go on vacation, they just cook and clean in a different house for a week.
AND AWRY WE GO
It was stated that the lightning hit the football.
The dog is the smartest one in the family.
Might I suggest holding off on those bong hits until after work?
For every action...
Chaotic good vs. Chaotic evil
I never knew that masts were that strong.
A comment wondered why there was a camera on these stairs. I think these clips answer that question.
Why is there a camera on those stairs? For our fucking amusement!
His head bounced - BOUNCED! - off that manhole cover.
And the demonstration to prove it...
Wait for it...
No saddle, no bridle, and no shoes...I'm impressed!
"I've never come this way before."