One Of My Very Own
GETTING TO KNOW YOU
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Poppa and Momma bear slept in separate beds so maybe everything wasn't "just right."
HUMAN SEXUALITY
I found this OOMVO on a major image sight.
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Why do we, as a society, go insane when it comes to women's nipples?
Here are two nipples in a rather arty photograph.
But if I told you they were men's nipples no one would give a shit. I say we stop being so weird about the whole nipple/nipple controversy.
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Just another reason not to pass-out on the beach with sorority sisters.
And now....your butthole is all over the internet....
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I'd pay good money to watch her do that naked.
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I have no idea what this means, but it looks sexual.
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The Playboy vs The Prayboy
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I've run out of movies in Netflix so I had to go to RedBox and get a movie like the pioneers used to do it.
ART AND CRAFTS
On 2 July 1942, most of the children of Lidice, a small village in what was then Czechoslovakia, were handed over to the d Gestapo office. Those 82 children were then transported to the extermination camp at Chemno 70 kilometers away. There they were gassed to death. This sculpture by by Marie Uchytilov commemorates them.
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This is a bench worked in to a beautiful rock wall.
Don't have enough big rocks that fill all the voids? It's perfectly okay to fill in any gaps with smaller stones.
But please don't resort to this fakery...
I think that is called trailer park kitch.
That (somehow) reminded me of an art professor who loathed attempting to make wrought iron look like vines and such with leaves and shit.
"It's iron. It bends. Don't make it do things that it is not," he would say.
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I can almost guarantee you that this is an interior door.
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Two types of graffiti.
You decide the merit of each.
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How clever.
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This Icelandic town has come up with an ingenious way to make motorists slow down.
As seen from above.
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If I could be anyone for a day, I would be someone who liked me.
THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW YESTERDAY
None of the young people I know had ever heard the word 'mulatto,' and I take that as a good sign.
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Cleaning a flask with a tissue and compressed air.
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The Mysterious Sajama Lines of Bolivia
Crisscrossing the highland plains in western Bolivia is a network of thousands of near perfectly straight lines etched into the ground.
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I mentioned in this blog that I got a Messi jersey that was too small. Now my inbox is bombarded with this ad.
How the fuck do they do that?
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I remember when water was free and you had to pay for porn.
THE HUMOROUS PART
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I remember in the late 60s they said if skirts got any shorter girls would have two more cheeks to powder and another head of hair to comb.
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Found myself in a conversation where in a young woman declared that she had to have a cup of coffee before she could take her morning shit.
Another guy said coffee did nothing for him. When asked what he used to prompt his morning bowel movement, he said, "Gravity." Meaning that as soon as he stood erect he was ready to go. I found that humorous.
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But, you see, millennial IS a label.
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Looks like a OOMVO, but it's not.
I actually don't like putting the caption in front of the person speaking. Here's more my style.
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Your goal should be to build a life you don't need a vacation from.
ON A PERSONAL NOTE
I was a teacher a long, long time and I know teachers make mistakes, but this kind of mistake is unforgivable.
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I actually like that verb to noun thing and the noun to verb thing.
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He looks a lot more scary skinny.
I had a dream about standing on a sidewalk with a bunch of other people when missiles streaked across the sky and began to explode in the distance with the all-too-familiar mushroom cloud.
In my dream I just looked around and tried to think of something clever to say. That's right, right in the middle of the end of cultures, I spent my time trying to come up with something memorable.
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My father once went in with some neighbors and bought a rustic cabin near a lake for fishing trips. The road leading to it passed rocks similar to the ones below.
However the rocks stuck out so much that to get by we had to flatten the exterior rear view mirror...it was a tight squeeze.
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My bartender said to me, "What's it with your wife and baby doll heads," which I found to be a strange thing to ask.
Then I found out she saw it on my wife's FB page. Come to find out EVERYBODY visits my wife's FB page.
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If you are new to Folio Olio, here are the two posts that got, by far, the most number of hits. I revisited them and have to admit that they are rather funny.
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I treat people the way I want to be treated.
I leave them the fuck alone.
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2 comments:
Back in the 60s, my Grandfather always said, "If her skirt gets any shorter, she will have two more cheeks to powder and another place to shave." Damned if he wasn't right!
The Viking door on today’s post is on the church in the village of Stillingfleet near York. I was the cook in the village pub for a while 35ish years ago and while I was there, the door was conserved. When it was examined, pieces of skin were found under the heads of some of the iron nails in the door. Apparently for many years the locals and the vikings fought and did unspeakable things to each other. Land changed hands many times. A particularly nasty punishment for being caught by the “opposite team” was to be skinned alive. The skin then being nailed up in some prominent place as a warning. When they tested the skin from the door nails it turned out to be cow. When I was there this was the exterior door of the church, I gather that since conservation a further exterior door has been added to protect this one.
Hope you find this interesting.
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